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How you doing? Is anyone sitting here? Can I have a seat here? How are things? You will. How's the lockdown treating you?

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I'm going to plant myself here now and have a read of the paper. Not a bad old day. Great day outside. Fantastic stuff. I was out in my sun today. It's nice. It's very nice.

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Now I'm hankering for a can. How are you doing there? I'm just checking the messages now. Welcome everyone there. Darren O'Neill. You're to your horn.

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I'm Red FM. How are you? Thanks very much for joining us for a couple of scoops. I say a couple. It could be. You never know. There could be more to it than a commudge.

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See now if I can pour the can greatly or better than last week. It was a bad buzz the first. The first pint there was bubbles on the glass. And there was no head on it at all. Then buy pint two and three. Fantastic pints.

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Oh the best pints I've ever had from a can last week. The same to Johnny the last day. It's all in the way. It's in the richt. It's in the richt. The richt and the tilt.

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You know they might be saying to you that's rubbish about the 45 degree angle. But they know their stuff like their master craftsmen of the pint. And of the can. Make sure this is on silent.

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Funny whatsapp there earlier on about the Covid and someone had took the video of it was Hitler

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Adolf Hitler now when during his final days and they'd done the text over it so he's speaking in

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German and he's giving out fuck about the Russians coming in and all this kind of stuff you're reading the text and it's about cans and pints I'd send it to you now like you know but I can't I'm not gonna ask you for numbers anything like that Sarah and James thank you very much the pubs are open guys the pubs are back open

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the the premiership is coming back as well some crack some crack pubs are open guys thank you very much let's see what we do over here

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let's see what we do over here

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now I have a different glass

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get this glass now to do it

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it's not a pint but it's not a half a pint it's somewhere in between

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I know it's still ash to you now when the can is poured

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you don't get a full pint

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so even if this goes to the full layer there might still be a bit in the

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left in the can a bit of bonus

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the end of the can then

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which is a nice surprise

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because you forget about it

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forget about it

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trying to see now if I can see the chat

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right I put it on slow because there was too many messages the last year now I

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it was hard for me to see but thanks very much for uh

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for uh tuning in anyway

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antonio or praula how are ya stef

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Lucy how are ya

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barefoot and pregnant again just like my daddy

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pardon me

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I prefer if there was just music to be honest

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when there's a harmonica

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just give it a moment there now

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just give us a moment to let it find itself

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we can go hard at it then

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we can go very hard at it

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I hope you're all doing well

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somebody there saying poor poor Jake

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the different concepts altogether than they can

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they're warm and there's no condensation or mishness

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inside the glass or any of that shite like

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Deadsy down the bar thank you very much Deadsy

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very very kindly I hope you're getting on well

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yeah I caught a bit of sun there earlier on in the nose in the face

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very close to getting burnt

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mad how are you thank you very much

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we might give it we might give it sacks here

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slánche

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and we'll get together every time we can

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and Mississippi River can't keep us warm

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Sandra Joyce thank you very much Sandra Joyce

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Rejoice to the heavens

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hallelujah hallelujah

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did you hear me hallelujah

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having a splashing time on bank holiday

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people down in Darkey Harbour there on the front of the mirror now

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enjoying the sunshine

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getting the vitamin D like you know it's an important thing we don't get to have it

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during the year there's too much clouds in the way of the sunshine like

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so it's important to grab this opportunity now

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when the sun is in the sky

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he's got his hat on

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get out and say hello

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Dan and Daimie thank you very much Dan and Daimie

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and mad mad for the tip

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mad for the tip

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very kind dear

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miracle man

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with one kidney and a respiratory condition has survived after spending a week in coma

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for play

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it's nice to hear a bit of good news lady

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cause there's a hell of a lot of bad news out now

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hey look at the animal fun

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Mississippi man

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we're getting together every time we can

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the Mississippi river pink keepers apart

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there's too much love and it's a Mississippi man

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I'm after smokes as well you know

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not that he'd let me

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he wouldn't let me

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smoke us up in here anyways

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I'm after smokes as well you know

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not that he'd let me

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he wouldn't let me

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smoke us up in here anyways

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stay out of my garden

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Mary Beth Maybell knows how to get mid-e

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stay out of my garden

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and it's a Mississippi heart

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come at love in the beach

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thank you very much

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best GTA station

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thank you very much

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I hope you're getting on well

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very kind of ya

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100,000 put to the taste

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old dirty Nelly thank you

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the HSE pledge to complete 100,000 COVID-19 tests a week

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they'll be half-presh to get them done

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they only started testing property there last week

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last week. Mio for Samuel L. Jackson thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well.

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They were saying I'm the only stars that touched him properly last week. Papa Farron thank you very much.

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There's lads there doing special deliveries from planes coming in and out of the country.

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See if we can get you here on the paper cam. Paper cam is brought to you by pints. Try and see if we can get this working here now.

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Papa Farron thank you very much. Very very kind of you. Jewel wielding stuff here.

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There's a lady in there looking on a forklift. And there's the aeroplanes there coming in. Delivering the stuff.

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There's Paul Reed there. You nearly saw the boot cut. There's Paul Reed. There's some stuff going on there. I don't know what that is. We might leave paper cam out for a bit. It's not actually developed. It's not a developed concept yet.

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it's underdeveloped connor clear and fontaine and papa fair and thank you very much lads

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very kind of you if i don't get to read your uh your tip if it comes up i don't get to read it

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i look back at the end if i'm not too feckin steamed and i'll get to you i forgot there last

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week i might have forgot i'm not sure after you might think a bit of a lightweight but

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tough enough now like you know you've got the shout flow and you're trying to get to grips with

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coronavirus it's not an easy task it's a hard task great tunes

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with the queen of hearts

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no story about your man there who came from us got a lot going on

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hell of a lot going on you want to know how hard people have it like we think we have it out

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i seen time uptown yesterday afternoon i said look at that

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you can you can you can still see like in this one two eyes

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you can still you can still see see with your eyes like you know

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he said what do you mean tommy i said it's at least you've got that

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some people they can't even see what's going on you didn't really seem that you know impressed by what i

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was saying but i don't think he really thought it through like

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you get the bean machine thank you very much sir i hope you're doing well

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the dutch gold kid and randy schlug papa grove street kelly and boof daddy thank you very much

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and dum-dum the dodo sharon core has revealed the ups and downs of life and self-isolation following

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the breakup it's a shame it's a shame

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broke up from the the fella

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you've got to focus on the positives like it's the way sharon that's what sharon core is here

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i tell you the brother does be uh putting up pictures and

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kind of conspiracy stuff

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that's some of the some of it i'm not you wouldn't know if it's right or it's wrong like you know

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you would not know

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he gets a bit of stick for it

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it's a bit of stick for that now

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5g they're onto that kind of stuff saying that it's gonna warp the brain

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i tell you that the the the whatever about the tv and the radio the internet and all this social media

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that could be up the brain as well you know

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a lot of people saying now like you know we're smarter because we have all this technology but

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it might be making us more confused than we've ever been you know ignoring what's on your plate like

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you're ignoring what's on your plate and you're you're reading what some

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dkid has been serving up to you do you get me

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not saying it's right or it's wrong like i'm saying like you never know you you can't you can't take you

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you can't take it all like as gospel

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do you have an only fans tommy slug i don't

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i don't but i'm working on something else only only cans

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the canning leg

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the pint

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call it only pines but you wouldn't have the same ring to it

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i wash the hands if you're wondering what the show is i sanitize the hands of soaking them i was

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injecting a bit of dettle the last day

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injecting it all into the veins well because donald trump was onto me saying to do that

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antiseptic

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i'm only messing i didn't i didn't

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it's a great show

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column and thank you very much kneecaps as well for the pints i mean for the yep for the pints

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need to make sure yeah that you're all getting seen to

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newgate the bean machine thank you very much

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so that's sharing core anyway life has its own journey i feel it is important to embrace change

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and go with the flow it can be difficult but everything happens for a reason and for the better

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that's a good way of looking at it i never thought about if stuff happens you do hear people say no it's

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for a reason or it's feet but if you look at it like it's for the better ian moss there thank you

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very much here that's for the better as well sharon cornoza she made she played a mean fiddle or violin

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she's on lockdown in spain

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and john he got up i'm sharing that on lockdown in spain

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Slowly he walked outside. He was thinking of his wife and little children at home. And how he's drinking...

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How's Connor? Thank you very much. How's Connor? Very, very kind of you. He's not too bad now.

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I hear he's getting on well. But I'm not really fond of the man, to be honest.

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He's a bit of an old bollocks. He's a bit of a bollocks.

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I don't usually have a bad word to say about anyone but he's...

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The nose up in the air up his own hole. You know the crack yourself.

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It's not his fault. It's all he's ever feckin' known I suppose.

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Talking shite.

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But he'd probably say that I'm a shite talker as well.

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Do you know?

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Green Slug.

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And Mark formally down the bear. Thank you very much.

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And D.O.D.

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Mama Duck. Thank you very much.

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miserable you see men have morning sickness too more than after you tell

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them you're pregnant

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stop nursing that pint someone's here and we've still got the bonus we've still got

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a bit of bonus left in the can. It's a great show. A bit of roses by the Stetler brothers. Bruno missed my donation Tommy have a wee part to keep yourself right.

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Bruno let's have a look now and see Bruno there you are there might be a bit of a blockage in the

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system like you know the same with this the way it was last week now a lot of people been very kind

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very kind and too many came through I think it blocked it up I can see here as well as people

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black in the situation up but look you live and you learn for all of I was carrying super star doing

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a show Liam Payne Liam Payne from Peck in One Direction he's out doing a bit of good work fair play to him fair pox

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Madonna made sure she didn't miss out on a friend's birthday party despite testing positive for the coronavirus antibodies

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Kevin to me thank you very much and it's my round thank you very much as well I missed you there

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let's see if I can get you here now how are your buses? Shtee Cahill Adam Rooster he's a whole gangie

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Shtee Cahill says have you tried lashing the can into the glass for a mighty pint I seen that now on the internet there was some lad on YouTube he was tipping it upside down

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it's my round thank you very much he was tipping the whole feckin yuck right upside down he left it in the glass upside down did you believe that? came out okay like but there's other lads saying that it's not the right way to do it

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all my exes live in Texas Limo thank you very much

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and after I hang my hat Tennessee Tennessee well the deaths are down in Italy

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deaths from the pandemic in Italy climbed by 174 yesterday

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which is a steep decline when compared to a rise of 474 on Saturday Shtee Cahill thank you very much so that's not bad

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they're flattening the curve out there on the mainland Europe

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they'll be flattening it here soon enough I'd say

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see doctors this we went into lockdown we were doing all the precautionary measures a lot earlier than England and the UK you know what I mean?

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Tom! Tom! You're a good man you're a great man you're a powerful powerful force of human nature

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and I salute you on behalf of myself and Francis and the other Buckins

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thank you very much

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oh

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oh

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also to Adam Rooster there thank you very much and Zaddy Mia Oliver thank you very much as well I hope you're getting on well lads

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I love to be on the way I love to be on the way I sit live in Texas

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and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

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Green Party TDs voted in favour of forming a coalition government.

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Shit.

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You forget about that.

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All that government BS.

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They're still to work something out there, but I suppose you're in the middle of the feckin' virus.

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So, how are you meant to form a government in the middle of a virus?

290
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Clarine, thank you very much.

291
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Please say hello to Savannah Moody in Tenerife.

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And buy yourself a packet of bacon fries.

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Good man, I will. Thank you very much.

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And to Ming Flanagan as well. Thank you very much.

295
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And Chris Shan.

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Very kind of you, lads.

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Billionaire Warren Buffett sees his company.

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Samantha, thank you very much, Samantha.

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Very kind of you.

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His company, Berkshire Hathaway, has sold all of its shares in the four largest US airlines to the planes.

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I'd been better off if I turned away.

302
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Never looked at you the second time.

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They're fucked.

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Aviation.

305
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Low-fares airlines.

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Did you hear the crack with Feck and Ryanair?

307
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They were emailing all the people that had to cancel their flights.

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And they were saying, you can have a voucher if you want.

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And you know the way when you're booking your stuff on Ryanair if you're going on a trip.

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You have to jump through 15 hoops on the screen.

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Before you can just click, just give me the fucking tickets.

312
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Well, they were playing that game again with the email.

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Sending that to people who booked rides.

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Making them jump through hoops going,

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I want my money back.

316
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You know, cute fuckers, like.

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It's any wonder your man did well, like.

318
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I heard he was selling Joracell batteries on Christmas Day.

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At four times the price.

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Tesla.

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Elon Musk.

322
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Have applied for a license to generate electricity now in the UK.

323
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The US firm known mainly for its electric cars has interest in battery energy storage.

324
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Solar panels.

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And roof tiles.

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That'll be a whole new.

327
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Roofing and tiling has changed now, like.

328
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You know, it used to be slates.

329
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Now it's solar panels.

330
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It's Velux.

331
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Velux windows and solar panels.

332
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We've gone from the thatch.

333
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To the slate.

334
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To the double glazed Velux.

335
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Now we're on to the fucking solar panel.

336
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Doesn't bear thinking about.

337
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See here now.

338
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Ken Leighton, thank you very much.

339
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And bum, bum face killer.

340
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Don't know if it popped up there, bum face.

341
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But if it didn't, thank you very much.

342
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Doesn't mention anything about that Elon Musk fella.

343
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Andy Gellar, how are ya?

344
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Cheers, man.

345
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Doesn't say anything about Elon Musk.

346
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He might be taking a step back now because.

347
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Well, for one, I think he's going to be.

348
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Oh, yeah.

349
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He's already a father.

350
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His previous wife is going to be a daddy again now.

351
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But also.

352
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He's been doing some awful daft shite like.

353
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You know, he was calling one of those rescuers.

354
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One of the lads that was going down rescuing the.

355
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Do you remember the Thai lads?

356
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Who got stuck in a cave.

357
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He called one of those a fucking pedo.

358
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Online.

359
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And now.

360
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Apparently.

361
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You know Elon Musk.

362
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If you've got money, you can.

363
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You can.

364
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Go through the court system.

365
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No worrying you.

366
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He's too much money that lad.

367
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He's too much money on power.

368
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And he's going around.

369
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Just shouting shite at people like.

370
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Fair play with the cars like.

371
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But there's no need to.

372
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There's such thing as being a sore winner.

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Elon.

374
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Anyway.

375
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I wish you all the best.

376
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The short tall fella.

377
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Thank you very much.

378
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The short tall fella.

379
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And also.

380
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Follow a.

381
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Cormac.

382
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On TikTok.

383
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,220
Thank you very much.

384
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,100
I don't know anything about that feckin' TikTok.

385
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:37,140
Now that's a load of old baloney.

386
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There's something going on here.

387
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:41,920
Now it doesn't seem.

388
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,920
There's people who have tipped.

389
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But if it's below three euro.

390
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It's not appearing on the screen.

391
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:47,700
Now this isn't some.

392
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Funny business.

393
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That I've set up.

394
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But.

395
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Wheeling has just popped up.

396
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:53,340
But there's a lad in there now.

397
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,180
The short tall fella.

398
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Who tipped two euro.

399
00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:58,540
And asked for a steely dan.

400
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,840
And it didn't come up.

401
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,560
Daniel O'Donnell's tipped as well.

402
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,860
Says love in the stream Tommy.

403
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,500
Keep her lit.

404
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,860
Thanks very much Daniel.

405
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,380
Happy birthday manis.

406
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:23,820
David Beckham's making pie and mash.

407
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,580
45 years of age.

408
00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:33,500
Dahi Beckham.

409
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,380
There he is now with the pie and mash.

410
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:40,980
Push her brew.

411
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,520
Sweet Eileen's open now.

412
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,740
He's making a new one.

413
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:46,820
If he's a fuckin' recipe.

414
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,680
Or he's making a cookbook or something.

415
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:49,020
Or.

416
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,660
Or he's making his own homemade vinegar.

417
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,900
Or some shite like that.

418
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:54,420
I'm not sure.

419
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,040
Pie and mash in Bex.

420
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,220
Back flappers.

421
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:02,220
Back flappers.

422
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,020
Thank you very much.

423
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:03,920
Back flappers.

424
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,840
The macron show.

425
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:08,620
Says my tape didn't come up.

426
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:08,840
Yep.

427
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,840
That's a crack macron.

428
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:10,580
If it's.

429
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,560
For some reason.

430
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,700
The tapes are not coming up on the screen.

431
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,800
If it's under three euro.

432
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,340
So stop that crack.

433
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,260
Thank you very much for the tape.

434
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:18,520
Anyway.

435
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,340
My last tip didn't come up.

436
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,440
Could you play Dirty Work by Steely Dan?

437
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,480
I will indeed.

438
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,600
No problemo.

439
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,560
Not a problem at all.

440
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,760
We'll play an album to fuck.

441
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,660
What's your.

442
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,400
What album do you want there macron?

443
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,500
Steely Dan.

444
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,640
Tell me the album there.

445
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,840
Just tell it.

446
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,420
Tell it in the chat there.

447
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,400
At me so I can see it.

448
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,280
And I'll play the album.

449
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,660
Footy legend David Beckham proves he's still the man.

450
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,380
The man of the mash.

451
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,060
Mash of the day.

452
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,060
Man of the mash in pie.

453
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,900
As he celebrates turning 45.

454
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,640
Well that is a milestone.

455
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:12,620
Brimful of asher.

456
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,980
With his favourite dish.

457
00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:18,740
Pie and mash.

458
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:20,600
He had a bash.

459
00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:22,800
With wife Victoria 46.

460
00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:24,080
She's older than him.

461
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,860
She's a year older.

462
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:26,520
His posh pies.

463
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:28,960
And his kids.

464
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:29,560
Brooklyn.

465
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:31,100
Romeo.

466
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,140
Cruz.

467
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:32,940
And Harper.

468
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,100
At their Cotswolds mansion.

469
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,500
He's living the nice life now.

470
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:37,800
Beckham.

471
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,580
He's put the work in.

472
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,360
He did the work.

473
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,860
And now he's reaping the rewards.

474
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:41,240
You know.

475
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,400
Mum.

476
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,200
Sandra.

477
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:45,940
71.

478
00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,460
God bless her.

479
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:48,740
Arranged.

480
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,140
A special delivery from Tony's Pie and Mash.

481
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,820
In Essex.

482
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:56,580
Bex.

483
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,060
Snapped it up and wrote.

484
00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,720
When Mum has pie and mash.

485
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,960
Delivered on your birthday.

486
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,520
Well that's amazing.

487
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,440
And it gives you a link to his Instagram there.

488
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,540
If you want to go and look at David Beckham on Instagram.

489
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:09,980
The Daily Mirror.

490
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,540
The Daily Mirror has you covered.

491
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,160
Huey Bear.

492
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,120
Thank you very much.

493
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,620
Huey Bear.

494
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,620
Can't Buy a Thrill.

495
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,020
Is going on Macron.

496
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,820
Great album.

497
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,160
Great band.

498
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,580
I seen them there last year.

499
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,400
Or two years ago.

500
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,400
Brendan Rowland.

501
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,440
Thank you very much Brendan.

502
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,820
Went down to Dublin.

503
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:41,560
Drove down.

504
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:42,020
Drove back.

505
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:42,580
Same night.

506
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,020
You know.

507
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,320
Didn't.

508
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,700
It's hard not to touch the sauce.

509
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,040
But it was a Greek gig.

510
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:49,760
You can fuck.

511
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:50,540
You can park.

512
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,500
You can park the car up at the Red Cow.

513
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,680
Just out on the M50.

514
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,480
There was parking.

515
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,160
And riding.

516
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:56,940
Then get the Lewis.

517
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,920
Into town.

518
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,720
And that dropped you off.

519
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,360
Outside the.

520
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,400
The point.

521
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:04,040
And.

522
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,900
This was a month now.

523
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:07,900
After your man.

524
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,480
Walter Becker died.

525
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:11,980
So I was.

526
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,320
Surprised.

527
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,380
Like that it was even going ahead.

528
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,760
What a show.

529
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,020
Great performance.

530
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,660
They had the Doobie Brothers.

531
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,200
And they thought.

532
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:22,620
I was bit.

533
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,100
Doing a bit of Doobie.

534
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:28,420
They didn't.

535
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960
They didn't have the Yeti with them though.

536
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,020
Michael McDonnell.

537
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,000
You ever seen him.

538
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,940
He's a hairy buck.

539
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,800
He's a hairy buck.

540
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,600
You've heard of the Hardy Bucks.

541
00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,520
Well he's a hairy buck.

542
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:48,440
thank you very much there Brendan and Fontines

543
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,120
DC and

544
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,000
Dipesh Craig

545
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,340
your tips if they're under 3 euro lads

546
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:56,000
for some reason it's not

547
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,320
coming up on the screen but thank you very much

548
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,760
Robin Gaz over in New York City

549
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,440
I heard the lockdown is savage there

550
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,060
a lot of cases

551
00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:09,000
a lot of cases

552
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,280
long time since I was in New York now

553
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,440
long time ago

554
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,740
great city

555
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,500
fantastic city

556
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:23,060
Waterville winos thank you very much

557
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:36,980
now nature calls

558
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:41,260
it's another nature it's not

559
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:45,260
it's not the usual nature it's a different kind of nature

560
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,540
nature of the stout

561
00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:52,660
thank you very much there

562
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:55,260
working class mark

563
00:41:55,260 --> 00:42:08,260
slippery fished and purple leggings there's slippery fish there we'll just fill it up again we'll fill it up back in a moment

564
00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:33,040
And everything went wrong.

565
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,360
Now there's three cigarettes.

566
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,700
How are you getting on?

567
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:49,520
I'm back again.

568
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:54,920
Working class Mark, thank you very much.

569
00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:00,300
Patsy Cline.

570
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:06,140
She was some woman altogether.

571
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:12,140
Anna Kandaji.

572
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,480
Thanks very much Anna Kandaji.

573
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,140
Very kind you.

574
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:28,140
Creamy.

575
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:32,140
Creamy.

576
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:40,140
Creamy.

577
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,140
Creamy.

578
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:44,140
Creamy.

579
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:54,140
It's not bad like.

580
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,140
You wouldn't turn your nose up at it like.

581
00:43:56,140 --> 00:44:04,140
Lads out there saying it's a shite pour.

582
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,140
What else are you?

583
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:06,140
What else?

584
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:08,140
You got to fucking piss with the cock that you've got.

585
00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:09,140
There's no pumps.

586
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:10,140
There's no pubs.

587
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:12,140
There's no shite on tap.

588
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,140
Lad.

589
00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:19,140
Thank you very much lad.

590
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:24,140
Now look at the head on that now.

591
00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:25,140
You know it makes me feel good.

592
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:29,140
It's a lovely lovely bit of stout.

593
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,140
Didn't I tell you as well.

594
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,140
Didn't I tell you as well.

595
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:34,140
The second pour is always the nicest.

596
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,140
You know you got a lovely consistency.

597
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,140
Beardsman MEP.

598
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:39,140
Thank you very much.

599
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:40,140
Very kind of you.

600
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:42,140
You get a lovely consistency with it.

601
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,140
Not even.

602
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:44,140
It's still not settled.

603
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,140
Go back to David Beckham's Instagram here.

604
00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:47,140
And look at this now.

605
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,140
Just in case you didn't have a phone of your own.

606
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:52,140
And you know cause some people don't have a phone in this day and age.

607
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:55,140
This newspaper, The Mirror, has decided to.

608
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:56,140
To delve into the Beckham Instagram.

609
00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:57,140
And we've got there.

610
00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:58,140
There's the pie and mash.

611
00:44:58,140 --> 00:44:59,140
The pie and mash he had delivered there from Essex.

612
00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,140
For the birthday like.

613
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

614
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

615
00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

616
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

617
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

618
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

619
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

620
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

621
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

622
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

623
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

624
00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,140
And he's living out in the Cotswolds.

625
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:20,820
and we've got there there's the pie and mesh the pie and mesh he had delivered there from

626
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:26,340
Essex for the birthday leg and he's living out in the Cox walls which I don't know where that is

627
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:37,700
but it's somewhere else other than Essex and then he got himself a bacon sarnie it says a bacon sandwich

628
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:50,740
you have the bacon sandwich and then a cake 45 David Beckham 45 brim full of Asha

629
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,020
he did well

630
00:45:56,580 --> 00:46:02,740
Beckham did well he could cross the ball really well he could play he could his free kicks were savage

631
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:10,020
you know he didn't you'd never see him take on a man or beat a man or anything like that but

632
00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:13,940
great passer

633
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:16,820
great team player

634
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:23,780
jano thank you very much jano

635
00:46:26,180 --> 00:46:27,460
raise the torch to jano

636
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:30,900
love a rainy night i love a rainy night

637
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:37,380
oh yeah

638
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:46,980
great british bake-off star

639
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:57,540
prue leath has told how she had to develop a thick skin because web trolls not least when

640
00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,260
she accidentally tweeted the show's winner

641
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:10,580
she's 80 years of age god bless her was mortified in 2017 when hours before the final she revealed that

642
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:12,100
sophie faldo had won

643
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,940
i don't know if this makes any sense to you not me anyway i never watch it

644
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,620
she said i didn't realize how much of a national treasure

645
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:27,540
the show was until i inadvertently tweeted the winner on my first year which was terrible

646
00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:30,900
i had thousands of people saying you have ruined my life

647
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:39,780
i feel suicidal the internet is fucking it's mental it's mental you cannot trust anyone

648
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:43,620
you cannot trust anyone

649
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:49,540
she said there was some justification with them being upset

650
00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:53,300
but she said there were a lot of other anonymous tweeters out there

651
00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:56,820
who attack for no reason

652
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:00,340
you know

653
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:09,860
i don't know where the world is going to all together you know people are and they

654
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:16,100
people are growing up in this age now and they're they're putting more into the internet than they

655
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:27,300
are in the reality of life you know and it's we're talking you hear it on the fecking radio the tv the papers everything

656
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:30,980
mental health mental health is there any wonder

657
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:38,100
it's a it's a mental thought the internet could be a mental torture chamber for people

658
00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:49,380
brain slug thank you very much your tip there didn't

659
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:55,460
pop up because under for some reason if it's not three euro it's not popping up but thank you and eifer as well

660
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,340
and stef

661
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:06,260
right in during covid someone says macron show there and stick on the damn

662
00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:13,300
well yeah i will we're waiting for the steely den to come on now because the rest of this album is uh

663
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:21,140
is still playing mr detonia thank you very much grass will not be greener

664
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:28,740
the irish the irish daily mirror editorial body blunder real disgrace

665
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:30,740
I guess I breathe my car is right there.

666
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:32,740
Look up here!

667
00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:34,740
Steff, thank you very much.

668
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:38,740
Full stick on the dance, sorry, before I read any more news.

669
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,740
Steely dance.

670
00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,740
Can't buy a tree.

671
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,740
I'm stop now.

672
00:49:56,740 --> 00:50:26,720
Thank you.

673
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:51,560
June. June. And I tell you another, what another. It's a feckin' great album. It's a powerhouse of an album. You've got Do It Again. You've Reeling In The Years. Have you seen that show? You ever watch that show, Reeling In The Years? Feckin' mighty. That's on this album. Steely Dan.

674
00:50:51,560 --> 00:51:07,640
can I send you a proper glass someone says Tommy let me send you a box of proper glasses from the

675
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:20,780
bar where can I reach you the moment I'm in Johnny's send it down to Johnny's send it down to Johnny's

676
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:49,640
he's not letting me use his glasses because of COVID he makes me bring my own glass I says we must assure you I want the atmosphere back I love the pub I love your house your public house he said Tom I can't pump out stout for you but you can come into my pub and you can can it up any day any night just supply your own glass

677
00:51:49,640 --> 00:52:08,760
because I don't trust you with the COVID I said look I've been tasted I've been tasted man and then we waited he was looking at me then I go I'm only fucking joking I have it and he said that's why Tom that's why I want you to bring your own glass

678
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:23,500
Andy the Fork, thank you very much Andy the Fork.

679
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:30,500
A pub in Meath has been delivering beer to loyal customers from a drone.

680
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,500
I had this idea.

681
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:35,500
So Johnny was doing this the last day.

682
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,500
Johnny was doing this last month.

683
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:44,500
Avril McKeever and her daughter Jessica have unleashed the help of barman Paul Clark

684
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:49,500
to fly the drinks up to two kilometers away.

685
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:55,500
It has customers boozing with excitement.

686
00:52:55,500 --> 00:53:00,500
The world is changing.

687
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:05,500
You've got to change with it otherwise you won't recognize it.

688
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:10,500
David Beckham, Pie and Mash.

689
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:19,500
Don't miss this month's RSVP magazine.

690
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:31,500
Which has Twink, Catherine Thomas, Daniel O'Donnell, Mike Denver, Nathan Carter.

691
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,500
It looks crampacked.

692
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:40,500
This month's edition of RSVP is jam packed.

693
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:42,500
With amazing stuff.

694
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,500
It's even got Vogue in it.

695
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:48,500
I'm going to show you the crack here now.

696
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,500
Unreal stuff.

697
00:53:49,500 --> 00:54:01,500
RSVP, Catherine Thomas, Twink, Vogue, Denver, what is it?

698
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:07,500
Couter, Denver, O'Donnell, Claudia.

699
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:21,500
Something there as well on the bottom it says on the farm.

700
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:28,500
On the farm with T.J. Reid, Niamh, De Bruin and their dog Kashpur.

701
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:33,500
If you want to read about them, they're in the f***ing York.

702
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:37,500
It would be nice to have a dog.

703
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,500
Sure I have one.

704
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,500
Should have one already.

705
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:46,500
He's panned out.

706
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,500
I might show you him now on paper cam.

707
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,500
Let's have a look if we can get to him.

708
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500
F***ing great showing this now.

709
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,500
Do it again.

710
00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,500
Stealy Dan.

711
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:03,500
Try and get this dog cam.

712
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,500
Wait till you see this lad now.

713
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,500
Wait till you see this fella.

714
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:13,500
Look at that now.

715
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:18,500
I brought him, I brought his bean bag into the pub.

716
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,500
Look at the steer in there now.

717
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:24,500
Sure he's on the stout all day the f***er.

718
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,500
I'm only messing, don't be calling animal rights.

719
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,500
He's grand, he's just had a long day in the sun.

720
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:35,500
He's had a long day in the sun and now he's chilling out.

721
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:42,500
I wouldn't, ehm.

722
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,500
I'd never f***er the dog stout.

723
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,500
It's of use.

724
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:56,500
Married, jive gained and lashed weight since my dancing with the stars.

725
00:55:56,500 --> 00:56:00,500
Today FM presenter on how she piled on pounds.

726
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500
After reality show.

727
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,500
Today FM presenter on how she piled on the pounds.

728
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,500
She piled on the pounds.

729
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,500
I put on, I put on ten pounds but I'm actively getting rid of the weight now.

730
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,500
It's great to know.

731
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,500
We would be f***ing lashed if we didn't know that.

732
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,500
That's Married from Today FM.

733
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,500
Great tune.

734
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,500
Dirty, dirty work.

735
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,500
It's a fantastic tune.

736
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,500
A bit of Danny.

737
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:45,500
Now, I wanna say a big thank you to Willy Harald Fact Check.

738
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,500
And to play Fontaine's DC.

739
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:54,500
There's five people here who've tipped under three euros so it's not coming up.

740
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,500
Fontaine's.

741
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,500
Anymore Schlug of War.

742
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,500
Paddy the Champire.

743
00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,500
And Shortall.

744
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,500
I am Barbie as well.

745
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,500
But I, there's no Schlug of War coming up.

746
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,500
Maybe tomorrow.

747
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,500
Maybe tomorrow.

748
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,500
I might go back into the war zone.

749
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,500
Because, as you know, if you do know.

750
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,500
I only ever won.

751
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,500
A solo royale.

752
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,500
Once.

753
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,500
So I need to go back into that battlegrounds.

754
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,500
And f***ing take them.

755
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,500
Take every one of them.

756
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,500
I've had a month off it now.

757
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,500
It's kind of filtered through back into the.

758
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:29,500
Into the subconscious.

759
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,500
Into the subconscious.

760
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:30,500
I know.

761
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:33,500
There's moves I'd be making now that I wouldn't have been moving.

762
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,500
Making a month ago like, you know.

763
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,500
Laura Whitmore.

764
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:47,500
Seems to have finally confirmed she and long term love Ian Stirling are engaged.

765
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,500
The 34 year old who took over from.

766
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,500
Caroline Flack.

767
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:56,500
As Love Island host.

768
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,500
Gave the nod to an article.

769
00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,500
Saying the pair are taking the next step.

770
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:04,500
She's going on Love Island but she's taking the next step with the book in.

771
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,500
So that's at odds with the Love Island isn't it?

772
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500
Because.

773
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,500
It'd be alright.

774
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,500
An interview with the Times stated.

775
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:12,500
She lives in North London with her fiance.

776
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:12,500
The comedian Ian Stirling.

777
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:12,500
And her dog Mick.

778
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:12,500
I'm a fool to do your dirty work.

779
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:12,500
Oh yeah.

780
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,500
Also talked about shopping for essentialists.

781
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,500
Threats and houses.

782
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,500
Sounds amazing.

783
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:18,500
Laura and Ian started dating in 27.

784
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,500
But Love Island narrator took his time.

785
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,500
To make a move.

786
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
For Plato.

787
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
He made the move and he.

788
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
Hey.

789
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
He took the gamble.

790
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
The gamble paid off.

791
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:21,500
Whitmore now.

792
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,500
He's Whit Whitmore.

793
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,500
Now.

794
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,500
Nice to get a.

795
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,500
You know.

796
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:25,500
You know.

797
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,500
You get a bit of.

798
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:26,500
Now.

799
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,500
You get a bit of.

800
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:27,500
Now.

801
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,500
You get a bit of.

802
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:28,500
Now.

803
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:29,500
You get a bit of.

804
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,500
Now.

805
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,500
You get a bit of.

806
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,500
Now.

807
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,500
You get a bit of.

808
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:43,040
to make a move for Plato. He made the move and he took the gamble. The gamble paid off.

809
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:57,880
Whitmore now. He's Whit Whitmore. You get a bit of nice news in the middle of a virus crisis.

810
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,800
The virus crisis is just dominating the headlines from start to finish here.

811
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:23,500
Now boxing legend. Is the music too loud though? It sounds okay for me but it might be too loud for you. Let me know.

812
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:41,620
Ricky, thank you very much Rick. Very very kind of you. Music is fine. Says Mark, thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well lads. Thank you very much.

813
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,160
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

814
00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:51,640
Did you see Nigel Ben is making a bit of noise?

815
00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:55,800
He's in the mirror today.

816
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,000
Talking shout.

817
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,060
I tell you.

818
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,580
I wouldn't say that to his face.

819
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:09,140
He's scalp ya.

820
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,680
Fucking scalp your head off.

821
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,280
Vrah racing. Thank you very much, Vrah.

822
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,140
Boxing legend Nigel Ben.

823
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,280
Has found God.

824
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:28,400
Turning life around.

825
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,460
Oh, he had a bad past.

826
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,040
Addictions.

827
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,660
Hard life.

828
01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:43,900
16 years of affairs and drugs.

829
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,800
16 years of affairs and drugs. Imagine.

830
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,860
Fucking hell you are.

831
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,020
Barbie, thank you very much for the crucifix.

832
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,440
And yeah, Mutt Man.

833
01:00:59,540 --> 01:00:59,840
Thank you.

834
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,500
What if he can come out the other end of it?

835
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,140
Like he has.

836
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,480
Then that's...

837
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,140
There's hope like, you know?

838
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:14,480
There's fucking hope because it can be...

839
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,000
A hopeless scenario.

840
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,540
At the worst of times, it could be a hopeless scenario, you know?

841
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:23,180
I remember some days I'd be fucking hankering.

842
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:23,980
Hankering.

843
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:24,720
I'm okay now.

844
01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:25,520
I can limit...

845
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,640
I've got limitations.

846
01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:29,480
Boy, oh boy, would I be...

847
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,540
Keen to get that scoop into me.

848
01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:37,080
Very keen.

849
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,520
Very easy to go that way.

850
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,480
Like, you know, just...

851
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,480
Circumstance and...

852
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,480
Your environment can really shape the...

853
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,620
The choices you make, like.

854
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,200
And you don't realise that until it's too late.

855
01:01:59,280 --> 01:01:59,740
Do you know?

856
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:05,900
This choice that you'd make five years ago that you wouldn't dream about making now.

857
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,160
Do you get me?

858
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,200
But it's all part of growing up.

859
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,960
It's all part of fucking, you know, living.

860
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:15,880
Every day.

861
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:16,300
You don't...

862
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:17,260
You don't stop learning.

863
01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:19,100
Everything is a new...

864
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,420
Every day is a new day.

865
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:20,760
And every...

866
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:23,140
You know, day is a new lesson learned.

867
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,320
You might not know it, but it's all building up there in the back of the head.

868
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,060
Bo Williams displayed her blossoming baby bump.

869
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:31,480
That's all.

870
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:32,480
That's all now.

871
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:34,400
Better play it with a bit.

872
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:34,960
Good luck, fuck.

873
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:38,880
Faith Street.

874
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,660
I was on to Johnny the Lash Day.

875
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,180
Now, he has Faith Street series 1, 2, and 3 on Blu-ray.

876
01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:48,500
And then...

877
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:48,960
He was saying,

878
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:49,960
Tommy, do you want to lend them?

879
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:50,520
I said no.

880
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

881
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

882
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

883
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

884
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:00,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

885
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:01,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

886
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:02,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

887
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

888
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

889
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

890
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

891
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

892
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,520
He was saying, oh, you're not going to do this.

893
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:16,200
had the royal family the royal family and Epstein were like that that's why they're not talking about

894
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:26,840
each other like you know a lawyer representing alleged victims of Jeffrey Epstein claimed the

895
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:33,160
Prince Andrew snubbed three interviewer equations well he's not gonna do an interview I can tell you

896
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:38,220
that here and now I'm not his agent or anything but I got the impression there after that last one

897
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:49,460
needed that's it his lips are sealed not like the zipper on his pants though

898
01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:59,880
unfortunately unfortunately not nice what it's not nice what he did

899
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:07,920
escalating the row over the Duke of York's refusal to engage with probes on his late pal

900
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:19,160
we've made at least three formal written attempts to address to his address in London they're trying to

901
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:30,400
get a hold of Andrew now but he's not playing ball they have his mobile number he's not answering they're sending him whatsapps he's

902
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:42,400
he's seen them like it says seen blue ticks but he's not he's not responding he doesn't care he's not harshed he's done his he's done his interview and that's him done

903
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:53,640
Joseph Gabriel Catlin thank you very much

904
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,880
all the best I hope you're doing well

905
01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:04,880
hector thank you very much Hector

906
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:13,880
Hector, thank you very much Hector.

907
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:36,480
Misery, thank you very much Misery.

908
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:48,080
Stephen Fry, what's he at?

909
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:57,280
Stephen Fry and footballer Troy Deeney have signed up to help with the BBC's lockdown classes.

910
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:04,080
Watford Stryker Deeney will be on bite-sized daily secondary for pupils 12 to 13.

911
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:22,080
That's interesting enough isn't it? They're doing their GCSEs over in England. I know that everyone's doing their leaving cert over here so...

912
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:33,680
The onus would be on RTE to try and rustle up and make some interesting programming. It'd cost them fuck all to do like.

913
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:46,680
You know, but it's the least. If you're paying your TV licence, you should be making something that's gonna help people do their thing.

914
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:59,680
Gridrain says, "Can you turn off slow mode please? The chat feels disjointed because of the delay. Not my problem. I can't see what's going on. It's too fast, Grid. Sorry about that."

915
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:13,680
If there was only 100 or 200 or 300. I don't know how many is watching now, but if there was that many it's fine, Grid. I'm not being a... I'm not trying to be a bollocks or anything.

916
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:27,680
But it's hard for me to see what the fuck is going on like. And the pints as well. Do you know what I mean?

917
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,680
Do you know what I mean?

918
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:44,040
Only a fool would say that.

919
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:48,920
Beatles Starr's unheard song to fetch 22k.

920
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:59,360
An unheard track composed by Ringo Starr is expected to fetch 22,000 euro.

921
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,100
When it goes under the hammer.

922
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:10,560
Angel in Disguise could be the only song co-written exclusively by the two Beatles legends.

923
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,560
According to the auctioneers.

924
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,760
They were saying Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney is usually Lennon McCartney.

925
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:24,760
Although the crack is they never wrote songs together but they split the credits like you know.

926
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:28,880
Very talented.

927
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:36,120
This is the way that they were good friends but they had to split.

928
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,680
You know that happens.

929
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:40,820
That happens.

930
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:45,320
The important thing is they both still remember the good times.

931
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:51,200
You know they didn't fuck it all off or anything like that.

932
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,640
They might have had to go different ways in what they were doing.

933
01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,920
And you have to respect that like.

934
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:04,240
We're Beatles fans wanting them to get back together like you know.

935
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:05,760
The same with the Oasis box.

936
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,200
So they're going on different planes like.

937
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,340
You have to be thankful for what you had.

938
01:09:14,340 --> 01:09:14,980
You had the Beatles.

939
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:15,740
That's the main thing.

940
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:19,220
The demo was recorded for Ringo's 1992 solo album.

941
01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:20,540
No way.

942
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,300
I have to hear this.

943
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:25,500
Ringo Starr had a solo album called Time Takes Time.

944
01:09:26,260 --> 01:09:28,680
But this song did not make the cut.

945
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:35,240
Tony Prince is selling a cassette of the song which has never been heard publicly.

946
01:09:36,140 --> 01:09:37,620
It'll be sold online.

947
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:39,300
On May the 19th.

948
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,940
If you want a taste of that.

949
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:47,460
If you have a 22k in the back pocket and you want to buy a cassette.

950
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:51,680
With a song that didn't make it onto Ringo Starr's solo album.

951
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,880
Then it's all to play for.

952
01:09:54,740 --> 01:09:56,740
It's all to play for on May the 19th.

953
01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:06,060
Betty Swalicks.

954
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,020
Thank you very much.

955
01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,600
Betty Swalicks.

956
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,340
It's a nice spoon of them.

957
01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:16,860
These are good news now.

958
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:17,820
Sunday Delights.

959
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:18,800
They're taking.

960
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,580
Oh that's Westport there.

961
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:21,520
In the paper now.

962
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:23,880
June.

963
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,240
June.

964
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:28,980
Daisy Doran.

965
01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:29,580
Thank you very much.

966
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:31,660
Imagine the crack now.

967
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,380
Reeling in the ears.

968
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,320
For 2020.

969
01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:38,240
It's going to be rubbish.

970
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,200
Nothing happening.

971
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:40,620
We're all set at home.

972
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:48,900
Good weather.

973
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:49,700
The bank holiday.

974
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:53,920
Good weather.

975
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:53,920
Good weather.

976
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:54,680
The bank holiday.

977
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,160
There's Westport.

978
01:10:59,000 --> 01:10:59,800
There's the reek.

979
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,840
You ever climb the reek?

980
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,620
You have to climb it in your bare feet.

981
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,720
Or why you didn't climb it at all?

982
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:27,400
Kieran Garofalo, thank you very much.

983
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:40,080
Hop me off.

984
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:45,580
Blue skies and heavenly rays made a welcome return over the Maybank holiday weekend.

985
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:52,400
As the country could enjoy social distancing in the sun, temperatures hit between 12 and

986
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,980
16.

987
01:11:54,980 --> 01:11:57,900
I know I was outing it.

988
01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:06,500
I was fucking outing it. It was nice.

989
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:16,000
Dad's kayaking now. Dad's in Limerick. Dublin, Cork. They're all out in the sun.

990
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:39,500
Oh, this is my favorite bit now. Favorite bit of the paper coming up. Wacky world. Did you ever read that bit? Crazy shite. Crazy shite.

991
01:12:39,500 --> 01:13:03,000
Crazy shite. And you know it's gonna be crazy, cause look. Look at the little face in on the wacky world. Look at that face. Wacky world. It's gonna get crazy. Buckle up.

992
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:12,500
Family has to be careful.

993
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:23,500
A bee spelled B double A. So you know it's gonna involve the bees. A family who received dozens of alerts from their front door security camera overnight.

994
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:47,500
discovered a giant swarm of bees. The Arizona residents. The Arizona residents contacted the beekeeper who removed the thousands of insects from the porch. Imagine that. I wouldn't be stepping a foot outside the door. Bees. I can hate the cops.

995
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:52,500
*music*

996
01:13:52,500 --> 01:14:03,500
Noisy bird has sitting in a flap. An exotic bird has flown into a Californian city and has been evading capture.

997
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:16,500
While creating a lot of unwanted noise, people in Richmond said the African helmeted guinea fowl is fast moving and flies up to the rooftops.

998
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:27,500
Went for suit, so you gotta watch out for the African helmeted guinea fowl. He's doing the rounds. The bollocks. You gotta watch out for him.

999
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:41,500
*music*

1000
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,500
*music*

1001
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:42,500
*music*

1002
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,500
*music*

1003
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,500
*music*

1004
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,500
*music*

1005
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:46,500
*music*

1006
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,500
*music*

1007
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,500
*music*

1008
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,500
*music*

1009
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,500
*music*

1010
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:51,500
*music*

1011
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:51,500
*music*

1012
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:51,500
*music*

1013
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,500
*music*

1014
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,500
*music*

1015
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:57,060
A barrel that washed up on a beach.

1016
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:03,900
Filled with an estimated 90 pounds of marijuana.

1017
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,820
Little Mary Jane.

1018
01:15:08,220 --> 01:15:15,260
Monroe County Sheriff's Office said the blue plastic drum contained five plastic covered bills of the drug.

1019
01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:17,340
That's wacky.

1020
01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:21,100
Cops in between. Unmasked pair now.

1021
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:24,660
Two men stole a giant face mask. This is a new story now.

1022
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:33,700
Two men stole a giant face mask that was placed on one of the iconic lion statues.

1023
01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:37,660
In front of the Art Institute in Chicago.

1024
01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:46,240
They struck ahead of statewide order requiring people over the age of two to wear coverings to maintain social distancing.

1025
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:50,180
Isn't that wacky?

1026
01:15:51,100 --> 01:16:07,100
Chile, fucking America now. America's awful wacky. So when the fucking shite going on over there like, you know, awful wacky place to be.

1027
01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:16,100
Different culture. Different world.

1028
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:30,100
Don't you know there's fire in the hall and nothing left to burn. I'd love to run out there. There's no way left to turn.

1029
01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:54,100
Rake of guns as well. Get a gun awful easy in the States now. Have them in that fucking Walmart. Walmart. You go in to get your grub and your shopping for the week. You can buy a gun in there.

1030
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:59,100
Fucking madness. Absolute madness.

1031
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:19,620
Cameron Diaz, she's been at a bit of a Covid crack.

1032
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:24,780
Hollywood star Cameron Diaz goes from lockdown to knockdown as she swings a punch at the

1033
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:27,480
camera.

1034
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:37,920
The Charlie's Angels actress joined fellow A-Listers including Margot Robbie and Scarlett Johansson

1035
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:44,420
to take part in the Boss Bitch Fight Challenge.

1036
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:51,100
The edited together video creates the illusion that the stars and their stunt doubles are thread

1037
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:54,860
and blows.

1038
01:17:54,860 --> 01:18:00,440
It sounds fucking incredible, it's the kind of thing that makes me...I'm jealous now

1039
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:04,800
of people who have the internet and or have the Instagram in there.

1040
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:08,100
Because you're getting all this class entertainment.

1041
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:14,900
getting Cameron Diaz, Margot Robbie, Scarlett Johansson doing the boss boss bitch challenge.

1042
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:23,380
You know where do they come up with this stuff like? They're smart.

1043
01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:36,020
Great tune, deadly tune. You ever hear this? Brooklyn, Brooklyn owes the charmer under me.

1044
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:49,780
Steal you down. A bit of a bonus boost here. Remember I was telling you earlier on that you get to the end

1045
01:18:50,740 --> 01:19:05,460
but it's not the end but you've still got a bit of a bonus boost.

1046
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:19,140
I'll show you this boss bitch here. The boss bitch challenge. Make sure you check it out. Diaz.

1047
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:35,940
The break of our Hollywood. Juliette Lewis, Halle Berry. She's still going. Daryl Hannah is still going.

1048
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:49,860
She's a life force. She must have had the elixir. Thank you very much to Zurich and to people there who have tipped in. I can't see her. Steely Dan.

1049
01:19:51,380 --> 01:20:10,060
Kerbr, thank you very much. Thank you very much. And Balanash mailbags, thank you very much. Look at this, Kim Jong-un. North Korean troops have fired at South Korean guard post.

1050
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:27,820
As fears grow that Kim Jong-un will mark his reappearance with violence. He's coming back. He's a big fella. He's not fucking stupid like it. He knows what he's doing.

1051
01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:57,440
Kim Jong-un knows what he's doing. He's some man from the fucking nuclear missiles.

1052
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:14,780
But does he have the ability to create depleted uranium? Does he have access to depleted uranium? We don't know. That's what they're fucking saying. They're saying that he's firing bombs into the sea.

1053
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:24,480
Can he stick anything in the warhead? All he's got in the warhead is Mr. Sheen. That's not going to wipe out a country like, you know.

1054
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:33,940
But they thought he was dead there for a while now, Kim Jong-un. Like, you know, he hadn't made an appearance, but he's back.

1055
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:41,820
Maybe the boss bitch fight challenge brought him back out of retirement. Maybe that was what parked him up in the hospital bed.

1056
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:59,100
The South Koreans are shooting back at the fucking North Koreans. The flashpoint. Yesterday is the first gunfire across the border since 2017.

1057
01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:10,900
It is predicted that North Korea's leader will order threats towards the West. And executions in his homeland to show he's still in charge.

1058
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:21,820
It's awful sad, isn't it? Awful sad, isn't it? Awful sad place to be. He needs to show he's in charge so he executes constantly.

1059
01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:32,420
I'm sure there's Covid executing people every day like you. There's no need for this lad to come back out of retirement or hospital or whatever and start...

1060
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,900
...poof! Killing head.

1061
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:46,780
It's gonna be... Kim Jong-un unleashed. Kim Jong-un unleashed.

1062
01:22:46,780 --> 01:23:05,660
It is highly likely his border guards were told to open fire as a sign they have his support.

1063
01:23:05,660 --> 01:23:16,660
Choi Kang. Of the Institute for Policy Studies in Seoul.

1064
01:23:16,660 --> 01:23:21,540
Said the Kim is trying to mute speculation that he may not have full control of the military.

1065
01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:26,340
Gobshite.

1066
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:34,540
Absolute gobshite. Thank you very much, Kirber there and...

1067
01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:37,620
And me lass.

1068
01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:45,380
Man, me lass. How's the Covid treating you?

1069
01:23:46,540 --> 01:23:58,220
Stay safe, my lass. Stay feckin' safe. The whole latte. And that goes for the latte as well. Stay safe.

1070
01:24:03,220 --> 01:24:08,100
Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.

1071
01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:12,900
Shreith TV. Thank you very much. And also to Connor who tipped two euro there but didn't come through, man.

1072
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:12,900
Because it's...

1073
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:20,100
It's playing silly buggers. The machine is playing silly buggers, friend. If it's under three euro, it's not coming up.

1074
01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:22,780
I'm gonna get on to them tomorrow. Give them a ring.

1075
01:24:22,780 --> 01:24:26,980
If it's the limitless world, you're feeling the change of the gods.

1076
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:28,980
James Ling.

1077
01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:31,780
The man.

1078
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:34,420
The myth. The legend.

1079
01:24:36,660 --> 01:24:37,140
Cheers.

1080
01:24:41,780 --> 01:24:42,340
Oh.

1081
01:24:42,340 --> 01:24:46,660
It's going down too easy, James. Too easy.

1082
01:24:53,460 --> 01:25:00,740
tuned though Andrew Cornelia thank you very much love that bit of it that would be Walter

1083
01:25:00,740 --> 01:25:10,980
Becker now with it on the guitar when I seen your man your man Fagan was on the piano

1084
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:18,820
there's a documentary about the making of Asia there I need to have a look at that I've never

1085
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:34,340
seen it Jay clear thank you very much Jay clear hey it's your round show around where are the pints men

1086
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:43,620
far further thank you very much looking good Tom rocket man is gonna come back with a bang he's a

1087
01:25:43,620 --> 01:25:48,820
show man for sure don't be tempting him now he's watching the stream rocket man is over there in North

1088
01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:54,260
Korea he likes to watch a bit of pints he knows what he likes and he likes what he knows imagine

1089
01:25:54,260 --> 01:26:03,460
he did a fucking pints dream what better way to get to know Kim Jong-un than when he's on the piss

1090
01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:10,020
let's get it let's get it done and get it done now tonight tomorrow even

1091
01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:18,180
imagine why hasn't he been on Graham Norton or fucking the late late show or any of those programs like he's

1092
01:26:19,780 --> 01:26:21,380
he seems like fucking mad crack

1093
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:29,060
thanks very much for the tip there Kim Jong-un and it's your round and Jimmy Kang and Mrs. Parp

1094
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:43,380
we need to get another pint we need to stick a few tunes on as well let me see now if we get the stilly tank one

1095
01:26:51,060 --> 01:27:10,180
let's end it anyway you can get on if you can get on to Kim Jong-un

1096
01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:19,220
tell him where's Ash come from because I think he has relatives down in Ballin Twix

1097
01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:25,540
I heard he has an uncle there or second cousin or something

1098
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:33,460
he was in the middle last year Tommy I used to be in school with Kim Jong-un

1099
01:27:34,740 --> 01:27:39,700
and as soon as the bell would ring then even five minutes before the bell would ring

1100
01:27:40,740 --> 01:27:45,860
he'd have the bag on his back and he'd be like just getting ready to go like this

1101
01:27:50,420 --> 01:28:00,420
I'm fucking out of here

1102
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:07,740
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1103
01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:37,720
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1104
01:28:37,720 --> 01:29:07,700
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1105
01:29:07,700 --> 01:29:37,680
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1106
01:29:37,680 --> 01:30:07,660
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1107
01:30:07,660 --> 01:30:37,640
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1108
01:30:37,640 --> 01:31:07,620
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1109
01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:37,600
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1110
01:31:37,600 --> 01:32:07,580
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1111
01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:37,560
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1112
01:32:37,560 --> 01:33:07,540
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1113
01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:37,520
I'm Kim Jong-un.

1114
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:38,820
Big dinner himself.

1115
01:33:38,820 --> 01:33:39,660
Thank you very much.

1116
01:33:39,660 --> 01:33:40,260
Big dinner.

1117
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:45,780
A few very kind people here.

1118
01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:49,520
If you're throwing in less than three Euro lads, it's not gonna...

1119
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:51,320
It doesn't come up on the screen.

1120
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,360
I don't know why.

1121
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:53,160
Don't ask me why.

1122
01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:54,860
It's just the way it is tonight for some reason.

1123
01:33:54,940 --> 01:33:55,360
My round.

1124
01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:56,240
Thank you very much.

1125
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:57,960
Tell you with the round got.

1126
01:33:58,500 --> 01:33:59,200
With the round got.

1127
01:33:59,260 --> 01:34:00,000
Thank you very much.

1128
01:34:02,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1129
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1130
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1131
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1132
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1133
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1134
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1135
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1136
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1137
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1138
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:04,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1139
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:04,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1140
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:06,180
I mean I can.

1141
01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:07,180
I can.

1142
01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:09,180
But I haven't got them in the fridge like it's gone.

1143
01:34:09,180 --> 01:34:10,180
It's gone.

1144
01:34:10,180 --> 01:34:11,180
I drank them all up.

1145
01:34:11,180 --> 01:34:12,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1146
01:34:12,180 --> 01:34:13,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1147
01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:14,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1148
01:34:14,180 --> 01:34:15,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1149
01:34:15,180 --> 01:34:16,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1150
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:17,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1151
01:34:17,180 --> 01:34:18,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1152
01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:19,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1153
01:34:19,180 --> 01:34:20,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1154
01:34:20,180 --> 01:34:21,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1155
01:34:21,180 --> 01:34:22,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1156
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:23,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1157
01:34:23,180 --> 01:34:24,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1158
01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:25,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1159
01:34:25,180 --> 01:34:26,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1160
01:34:26,180 --> 01:34:27,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1161
01:34:27,180 --> 01:34:28,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1162
01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:29,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1163
01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:30,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1164
01:34:30,180 --> 01:34:31,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1165
01:34:31,180 --> 01:34:32,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1166
01:34:32,180 --> 01:34:33,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1167
01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:34,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1168
01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:35,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1169
01:34:35,180 --> 01:34:36,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1170
01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:37,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1171
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1172
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:39,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1173
01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:40,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1174
01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:41,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1175
01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:42,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1176
01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:43,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1177
01:34:43,180 --> 01:34:44,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1178
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1179
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1180
01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:47,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1181
01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:48,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1182
01:34:48,180 --> 01:34:49,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1183
01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:50,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1184
01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1185
01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:52,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1186
01:34:52,180 --> 01:34:53,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1187
01:34:53,180 --> 01:34:54,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1188
01:34:54,180 --> 01:34:55,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1189
01:34:55,180 --> 01:34:56,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1190
01:34:56,180 --> 01:34:57,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1191
01:34:57,180 --> 01:34:58,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1192
01:34:58,180 --> 01:34:59,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1193
01:34:59,180 --> 01:35:00,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1194
01:35:00,180 --> 01:35:01,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1195
01:35:01,180 --> 01:35:02,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1196
01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:03,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1197
01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:04,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1198
01:35:04,180 --> 01:35:05,180
I don't know if I can do it.

1199
01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:11,180
We headed out to Calo Lake.

1200
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:19,180
That's between Swinford and Foxford.

1201
01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:21,180
Pardy thank you very much.

1202
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:24,180
And you can catch carp.

1203
01:35:24,180 --> 01:35:25,180
We didn't get any.

1204
01:35:25,180 --> 01:35:28,180
There's carp out there.

1205
01:35:28,180 --> 01:35:30,180
Porch.

1206
01:35:30,180 --> 01:35:33,180
Roach.

1207
01:35:33,180 --> 01:35:38,180
Got a couple of roach.

1208
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:39,180
Lovely place.

1209
01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:40,180
Calo.

1210
01:35:40,180 --> 01:35:41,180
Calo Lake.

1211
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:43,180
Check us out if you're into the fish.

1212
01:35:43,180 --> 01:35:44,180
Or if you're into lakes.

1213
01:35:44,180 --> 01:35:46,180
If you even like lakes.

1214
01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:50,180
Head down to Calo.

1215
01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:54,180
Rosanna Davidson says two drinks is plenty.

1216
01:35:54,180 --> 01:35:56,180
I'm on the third.

1217
01:35:56,180 --> 01:35:57,180
Rosanna Davidson.

1218
01:35:57,180 --> 01:35:59,180
Chris DeBerg's daughter is saying two is plenty.

1219
01:35:59,180 --> 01:36:02,180
I'm on the third.

1220
01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:05,180
Rosanna Davidson has admitted she is a cheap date.

1221
01:36:05,180 --> 01:36:07,180
Ahem.

1222
01:36:07,180 --> 01:36:09,180
And exercises.

1223
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:12,180
To recover from a late night.

1224
01:36:12,180 --> 01:36:13,180
I've heard of that now.

1225
01:36:13,180 --> 01:36:16,180
You sweat it out the next day.

1226
01:36:16,180 --> 01:36:19,180
You sweat it out the next day then if you run.

1227
01:36:19,180 --> 01:36:20,180
If you go for a run.

1228
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:26,180
The farmer Miss World said her tipples.

1229
01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:28,180
Make sure I read that one right.

1230
01:36:28,180 --> 01:36:31,180
Her tipples include a gin and schlem.

1231
01:36:32,180 --> 01:36:34,180
A good Malbec.

1232
01:36:37,180 --> 01:36:38,180
Or a flute.

1233
01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:40,180
Of chilled champagne.

1234
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:40,520
pain.

1235
01:36:42,140 --> 01:36:44,160
She only drinks in moderation. A 36

1236
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:46,300
year old model added, one or two

1237
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:47,720
drinks has plenty, I'm a cheap date.

1238
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:50,200
I'll tell you, it might be

1239
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,260
a cheap date. She was quids in

1240
01:36:52,260 --> 01:36:54,060
there with that feckin' Ryanair calendar

1241
01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:56,100
and she made a nice bit of money

1242
01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:57,840
off of those lads, but that's

1243
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,980
fuckin', that's O'Leary again.

1244
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,040
If he's not selling Duracells

1245
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:04,100
at full time the price on, uh, fuckin'

1246
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,420
Christmas Day,

1247
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,500
he's shdickin' calendars

1248
01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,120
with Christoburg's daughter on them.

1249
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:11,940
And not paying her, you know.

1250
01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,300
And he paid the price. He paid

1251
01:37:14,300 --> 01:37:15,080
heavy for that one.

1252
01:37:19,020 --> 01:37:20,380
I love a good party,

1253
01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:22,180
but I always drink lots of water

1254
01:37:22,180 --> 01:37:24,200
during a night out and never seem

1255
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:25,880
to suffer too badly the next day.

1256
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:28,460
A good walk in the fresh air

1257
01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:30,320
or gym session always wakes me up.

1258
01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:34,320
If I've had a late night,

1259
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:36,220
Rosanna, who is isolating

1260
01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:38,100
with husband Wes Quirk and

1261
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,300
family,

1262
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:41,120
uh, toward the mirror,

1263
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:44,280
toward the Independent Life magazine.

1264
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,600
What the fuck? I'm reading the mirror.

1265
01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:47,100
They're telling me about the Independent Life.

1266
01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:49,100
They're all in cahoots.

1267
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:50,680
All is, it's all in,

1268
01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:52,960
pfft, money, money, money.

1269
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,720
They're all in it together, like, you know, it's...

1270
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:57,100
And yet you're like...

1271
01:37:57,100 --> 01:38:01,280
What's going on, lads?

1272
01:38:02,420 --> 01:38:02,780
Do you know?

1273
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:06,220
Plenty of back-slapping.

1274
01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:10,080
But you're losing touch of reality altogether.

1275
01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:13,840
There's no use going in the paper.

1276
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:15,580
I paid money for the paper today

1277
01:38:15,580 --> 01:38:17,840
to read that you're a cheap date.

1278
01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:18,580
Do you know?

1279
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:22,800
I'm not arsed.

1280
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:29,900
That's that...

1281
01:38:29,900 --> 01:38:32,000
...fickin' normal people in it.

1282
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:32,620
Sally Rooney.

1283
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:34,460
Check it out.

1284
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,280
Oh, Jesus Christ, which easy is this.

1285
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:45,960
I cannot show this now.

1286
01:38:46,020 --> 01:38:47,080
I might get taken off here.

1287
01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:50,980
I might get taken off here now.

1288
01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:54,760
There's a book in with his arse out.

1289
01:38:55,340 --> 01:38:56,480
I can't show that.

1290
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:01,840
Curtis Pritchard, the greatest dancer.

1291
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:06,420
Naked Gardeners Day.

1292
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:06,880
Did you...

1293
01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:11,480
Hey, there's one thing I wouldn't...

1294
01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:12,420
If I'm doing the gardening,

1295
01:39:12,820 --> 01:39:15,020
I wouldn't want to be in the nip.

1296
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:17,380
Because...

1297
01:39:17,380 --> 01:39:17,980
Thornbush.

1298
01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:21,960
Rose...

1299
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:22,620
Rose Stinger.

1300
01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:24,020
Do you know the little...

1301
01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:26,160
You wouldn't want to...

1302
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:26,660
You know...

1303
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:28,520
It's not right.

1304
01:39:28,820 --> 01:39:29,320
It's not right.

1305
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,440
What this lad is doing here, look.

1306
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,620
Doing the gardening in the nip.

1307
01:39:32,860 --> 01:39:33,580
That's in the paper.

1308
01:39:34,220 --> 01:39:35,180
You buy your paper.

1309
01:39:35,980 --> 01:39:37,180
That's going out to the masses.

1310
01:39:38,480 --> 01:39:38,760
Naked.

1311
01:39:39,220 --> 01:39:39,840
Naked garden.

1312
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:48,960
Steller, thank you very much.

1313
01:39:49,060 --> 01:39:50,060
The Steller is boys.

1314
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:53,000
I hope you're getting on well.

1315
01:39:54,580 --> 01:39:57,420
If you're going day session in tomorrow,

1316
01:39:57,940 --> 01:39:59,520
Bring the bottle of water with you,

1317
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,060
Because...

1318
01:40:00,060 --> 01:40:01,280
You'd need it.

1319
01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:02,100
The heat.

1320
01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:04,200
It'd sap your...

1321
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:05,220
It'd dehydrate you,

1322
01:40:05,300 --> 01:40:06,820
Even if you're not on the piss anyway,

1323
01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:07,400
Like, you know,

1324
01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:08,180
The best it is.

1325
01:40:11,060 --> 01:40:11,820
Schmilly wheeling.

1326
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:12,580
Thank you very much.

1327
01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:26,580
This is an interesting one,

1328
01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:27,760
I'm going to pour a pint.

1329
01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:32,240
Lash can everyone,

1330
01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:32,760
Lash can.

1331
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:33,580
I'm not going far.

1332
01:40:36,900 --> 01:40:37,740
But I...

1333
01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:38,020
Hey.

1334
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:40,240
It's been a...

1335
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:47,420
Staying up past regular bedtime may boost your risk.

1336
01:40:47,740 --> 01:40:47,940
Hey.

1337
01:40:48,740 --> 01:40:50,800
Your risk of stroke,

1338
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:52,660
Diabetes,

1339
01:40:52,660 --> 01:40:56,100
And heart disease.

1340
01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,140
Researchers found putting off sleep,

1341
01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:02,920
Even a minute past routine can affect rest and heart rate.

1342
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:03,440
Now,

1343
01:41:04,060 --> 01:41:04,680
You've been warned.

1344
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:08,220
Heart now is well with the COVID,

1345
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:08,800
Like, you know,

1346
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:10,500
Your routine is fucked up.

1347
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:17,480
But it does help.

1348
01:41:17,620 --> 01:41:18,880
I have to say now,

1349
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:19,400
We were up,

1350
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:20,080
We were up,

1351
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:22,600
We went day session in here at midday,

1352
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:24,280
But I was up since about 11.

1353
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:25,620
Well, 10.

1354
01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:29,980
And usually I get up earlier.

1355
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,240
But because of the COVID,

1356
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:32,840
The buses are gone.

1357
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:33,620
I've no bus.

1358
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,740
I'm on the fucking cans every day.

1359
01:41:36,740 --> 01:41:37,560
I'm on the fucking cans.

1360
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,000
Sladja.

1361
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:02,500
Look at that castle.

1362
01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:08,100
Lovely cat.

1363
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:09,360
There's General Humbert there.

1364
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:37,360
*music*

1365
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:42,360
*music*

1366
01:42:42,360 --> 01:43:06,360
Get your sleep in! What time is it now? It's half eleven. You need to be getting the shut eyes in soon enough now, dark enough now, you know. Go with the night, the darkness, when it gets dark, get the shut eye because it's easy enough to go on the session, you'll be up till three or four a.m. or whatever.

1367
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:19,360
It's nothing worse. You hear the birds start tweeting and fecking singing and all that shite and you're like, "Oh, I have to go to sleep now and what time am I going to wake up?"

1368
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:26,360
*music*

1369
01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:27,360
Get your sleep in!

1370
01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:30,360
*music*

1371
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:31,360
*music*

1372
01:43:31,360 --> 01:43:32,360
*music*

1373
01:43:32,360 --> 01:43:33,360
*music*

1374
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,360
*music*

1375
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:35,360
*music*

1376
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:41,280
They can see it, they can see it coming.

1377
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:45,400
Thanks very much there for dire straits and day session and tipples for the tip.

1378
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:46,880
I missed you there when it came through.

1379
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,320
I hope you're getting on well.

1380
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:50,640
Stay safe, Tommy.

1381
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,840
Thank you very much.

1382
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,760
Stay safe yourself.

1383
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:04,760
Astrology.

1384
01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:11,800
Maybe they can predict what's going to happen for you.

1385
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:16,720
Leave it here in the mirror.

1386
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:17,720
You were planning your future.

1387
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,660
Well don't worry, we've got it covered.

1388
01:44:19,660 --> 01:44:20,660
It's in the mirror.

1389
01:44:20,660 --> 01:44:26,880
I'll read you your future now.

1390
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:29,480
You know it's good, it's this fella as well, Russell Grant.

1391
01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:31,700
Do you remember him?

1392
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:32,160
He's still at it.

1393
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:35,760
He's still, he's great with the predictions.

1394
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:37,120
Mad man for predictions.

1395
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,200
He can tell you what's going to happen tomorrow.

1396
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:46,240
But if I read my one now it'll just say cans down at Callow Lake.

1397
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:48,160
Repeat it today.

1398
01:44:48,160 --> 01:44:54,800
Ted, thank you very much for your tip Ted. I missed you there.

1399
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:56,800
Hope you're keeping well Tommy.

1400
01:44:56,800 --> 01:44:58,560
Hope you're keeping well Tommy.

1401
01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:01,760
Anyway we could twist your arm for a canning number four.

1402
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:05,840
Look you could twist away but I've no canning in the fridge.

1403
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:11,440
We were on the day session today. I brought three back. I said I'm going to do three tonight.

1404
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:12,880
I'll go pintin' tonight.

1405
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:14,880
But I'm not going to go past the three.

1406
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:19,440
I had my skin full earlier than I like you know.

1407
01:45:19,440 --> 01:45:25,040
I'm not going to go past the three. I'm not going to go past the three.

1408
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:29,040
I'm not going to go past the three. I'm not going to go past the three.

1409
01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:33,280
Mad about fish is Johnny. Absolutely mad about fish.

1410
01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:37,760
Morning, noon and night. Fish. Fish on the brain he has.

1411
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:43,280
Thanks anyway though Ted. I hope you're getting on well.

1412
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:47,360
Dirty leads.

1413
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:52,720
Thank you very much.

1414
01:45:56,480 --> 01:46:01,280
God bless. God bless. God bless. Sorte leaves.

1415
01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:03,600
That's the stuff. That is the stuff now.

1416
01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:07,520
Huh? The simple things. The simple things that would win out.

1417
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:15,200
Thanks very much. Any good movies? I haven't seen anything recently enough now.

1418
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:18,640
What was that one I watched the other night?

1419
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:26,160
The Jason Bourne identity. Have you seen that?

1420
01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:27,920
Oh.

1421
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:32,160
Fast. It's all fast moving like you know it's.

1422
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:40,000
Car chases and bombings and fecking spinny cameras and all that crack.

1423
01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:44,480
Unreal. Unreal.

1424
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:48,640
Watched another one there last night as well.

1425
01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:51,600
You, me and Dupree.

1426
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:53,920
Or Dupree.

1427
01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:55,360
With Owen Wilson.

1428
01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:01,440
And some other lads. I think maybe Jennifer Aniston. I'm not sure.

1429
01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:02,560
Great actress.

1430
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,920
She's got a great range. Out of all the friends.

1431
01:47:06,480 --> 01:47:07,680
She's got a great range.

1432
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:11,440
And that Owen Wilson. He's a funny buck.

1433
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:13,280
He's a funny buck.

1434
01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:23,200
So Russell Grant is after ya.

1435
01:47:24,380 --> 01:47:24,860
Aries.

1436
01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:30,500
Show you have an interest in a new friend's favourite subjects.

1437
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:31,640
This is for Aries now.

1438
01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:33,140
If you're an Aries, listen up.

1439
01:47:34,060 --> 01:47:35,960
Discuss what makes him or her tick.

1440
01:47:36,060 --> 01:47:39,340
This could be your chance to share your own skills and insights.

1441
01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:42,480
Luck is on your side.

1442
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:46,800
Some useful information will be received at exactly the time when you need it.

1443
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,080
There you go, I mean.

1444
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,400
I don't make this shit up.

1445
01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:53,000
It's Russell Grant and I gotta tell you something.

1446
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:54,820
He's on the money sometimes.

1447
01:47:57,640 --> 01:47:58,600
March, that's Aries.

1448
01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,420
Any Taurus.

1449
01:47:59,660 --> 01:48:00,440
This is the bullock.

1450
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:04,260
Resist the temptation to dwell on negative thoughts.

1451
01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:12,340
Now, you've heard it here first because there's a lot of bad negativity going on with COVID and all that kind of crack.

1452
01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:16,740
Russell Grant says get the fuck away from that.

1453
01:48:17,740 --> 01:48:18,820
Go day session.

1454
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:23,020
He doesn't say that but I'm just inserting that bit myself.

1455
01:48:23,020 --> 01:48:28,320
Spending time in touch with someone who always looks on the dark side can make you feel too low.

1456
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:28,660
No.

1457
01:48:28,660 --> 01:48:28,680
No.

1458
01:48:29,060 --> 01:48:30,000
The man said it.

1459
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:32,780
The man said it.

1460
01:48:32,780 --> 01:48:36,820
There are people there now who will fuck up your day.

1461
01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:42,800
I'm not messing because they read some shit and it's fucked up their day and then they want to tell you and the ruin you.

1462
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:45,300
Get out of my world.

1463
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:47,300
That's exactly the way he's right.

1464
01:48:47,300 --> 01:48:48,940
That's exactly the way he's right.

1465
01:48:48,940 --> 01:48:49,480
He's right.

1466
01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:53,640
And how are you surprised with the internet?

1467
01:48:53,820 --> 01:48:55,280
The way it's affecting all our minds.

1468
01:48:56,780 --> 01:49:04,340
That people are getting wound up to fuck and then bringing it out into the street or the open or into the family or the house or whatever.

1469
01:49:04,340 --> 01:49:11,200
If you have that, try and, you know, don't be a bollocks about it.

1470
01:49:11,300 --> 01:49:18,540
Don't let them know that you need to get the fuck away but just be like, let it down gently and just kind of move away, you know.

1471
01:49:18,540 --> 01:49:22,340
It's, because it can really, it can turn you into a gremlin.

1472
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:24,960
It can turn you into a gremlin.

1473
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:28,860
I wouldn't know what a gremlin would be like now.

1474
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:30,840
I'm about from a gremlin for the pints anyway.

1475
01:49:31,240 --> 01:49:32,680
Gizmo after 12 o'clock.

1476
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:35,640
Oh.

1477
01:49:37,080 --> 01:49:38,200
Mighty stuff altogether.

1478
01:49:47,900 --> 01:49:48,340
Gemini.

1479
01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:50,640
This is the two, the two twins now.

1480
01:49:50,700 --> 01:49:51,080
Gemini.

1481
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,800
Using your imagination will open new doors for you.

1482
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:54,800
Now.

1483
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:56,520
Don't tell me.

1484
01:49:56,660 --> 01:49:58,400
Don't, don't ever say, I never tell you anything.

1485
01:50:00,340 --> 01:50:01,440
Cancer of the crab.

1486
01:50:01,940 --> 01:50:04,680
Some people around you want to discuss a touchy topic.

1487
01:50:06,140 --> 01:50:08,920
Share your thoughts on social media sites.

1488
01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:16,420
He's telling people, if you're Cancer of the crab out there now, which is June 22 to July, July the 23rd.

1489
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:19,640
Russell Grant.

1490
01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:22,720
You've gone down in my estimation, man.

1491
01:50:24,640 --> 01:50:26,360
You're telling us to go on social media.

1492
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:28,840
The rest of the paper is all stories from social media.

1493
01:50:29,240 --> 01:50:30,780
What use is the paper anymore?

1494
01:50:32,040 --> 01:50:33,580
You used to break stories.

1495
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:35,760
You used to break stories.

1496
01:50:35,840 --> 01:50:37,420
Now you're breaking my fucking heart.

1497
01:50:39,320 --> 01:50:39,820
Cartoons.

1498
01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:41,240
Forget it.

1499
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:41,240
Forget it.

1500
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:41,240
Forget it.

1501
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:41,240
Forget it.

1502
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:41,240
Forget it.

1503
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:42,240
Forget that.

1504
01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:43,740
Russell Grant book.

1505
01:50:43,740 --> 01:50:45,060
He's a piss taker.

1506
01:50:45,060 --> 01:50:59,740
Download the free Irish mirror app.

1507
01:50:59,740 --> 01:51:03,540
Dear Colleen.

1508
01:51:03,540 --> 01:51:04,800
Agony aunt.

1509
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:07,300
Get a load of this.

1510
01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:12,840
We heard about some poor bucky in the last week now.

1511
01:51:13,620 --> 01:51:16,800
Who was stuck up in the attic while his missus was doing the dirt.

1512
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:18,800
Stairs and on.

1513
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:18,960
And on.

1514
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:18,960
And on.

1515
01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:21,200
Nipping out for lockdown.

1516
01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:23,500
Sneaky lockdown rendezvous.

1517
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:24,080
Like, you know.

1518
01:51:25,660 --> 01:51:27,640
And now it's Colleen from, uh.

1519
01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:30,220
The Nolans.

1520
01:51:30,280 --> 01:51:31,100
Is it Colleen Nolan?

1521
01:51:31,340 --> 01:51:32,240
She was on Loose Women.

1522
01:51:34,800 --> 01:51:35,820
Sweet caro wine.

1523
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:37,040
Thank you very much.

1524
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:39,960
Cheers.

1525
01:51:51,360 --> 01:51:51,880
Unbelievable.

1526
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,600
Dear Colleen.

1527
01:51:54,720 --> 01:51:56,900
Lockdown has shut down our sex life.

1528
01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:00,960
Jack from Nourish.

1529
01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:01,640
Thank you very much.

1530
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:02,180
Dear Colleen.

1531
01:52:02,220 --> 01:52:04,460
My boyfriend and I have been together for two years.

1532
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:05,640
And when it comes to sex.

1533
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:09,640
We like to mix things up and make love in risky locations.

1534
01:52:10,380 --> 01:52:12,360
Such as on a walk in a forest.

1535
01:52:14,480 --> 01:52:16,160
In restaurant toilets.

1536
01:52:18,220 --> 01:52:19,040
Leo Lyon.

1537
01:52:19,100 --> 01:52:19,820
Thank you very much.

1538
01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:21,760
Car parks.

1539
01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:22,920
And.

1540
01:52:23,480 --> 01:52:24,280
Car parks.

1541
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:25,340
And so on.

1542
01:52:26,300 --> 01:52:26,760
She writes.

1543
01:52:26,980 --> 01:52:27,700
And so on.

1544
01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:28,740
So there's more.

1545
01:52:28,840 --> 01:52:29,600
And she's not letting.

1546
01:52:30,940 --> 01:52:32,300
We've heard enough, I suppose.

1547
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:33,600
Now we're in lockdown.

1548
01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:34,460
We can't do it.

1549
01:52:34,460 --> 01:52:37,660
Have the risky sex life.

1550
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:38,460
Me oh messy.

1551
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:39,280
Thank you very much.

1552
01:52:41,540 --> 01:52:43,040
We cannot do it in lockdown.

1553
01:52:43,180 --> 01:52:44,200
I never realised.

1554
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:45,260
Until now.

1555
01:52:45,380 --> 01:52:46,000
How important.

1556
01:52:46,660 --> 01:52:48,020
To our sex life it was.

1557
01:52:48,480 --> 01:52:49,560
Things have got quite.

1558
01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:50,820
Quite boring.

1559
01:52:51,360 --> 01:52:53,080
And we're hardly making love at all.

1560
01:52:55,280 --> 01:52:57,300
Can we make things exciting at home again?

1561
01:52:58,300 --> 01:52:59,300
Praise the Lord.

1562
01:52:59,300 --> 01:53:02,480
Praise the Lord.

1563
01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:03,260
Thank you very much.

1564
01:53:06,380 --> 01:53:07,440
Thank you very much.

1565
01:53:11,820 --> 01:53:13,080
Praise the Lord indeed.

1566
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:15,900
Colleen says.

1567
01:53:15,900 --> 01:53:15,900
Colleen says.

1568
01:53:15,900 --> 01:53:17,720
We're all trying to reinvent the wheel.

1569
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:19,380
Because we're confined to our homes.

1570
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:21,500
And for some couples.

1571
01:53:21,660 --> 01:53:22,980
That extends.

1572
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:24,960
That extends.

1573
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:26,080
To sex as well.

1574
01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:31,080
Maybe more.

1575
01:53:31,500 --> 01:53:32,620
So in your case.

1576
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:33,840
If you've exhausted.

1577
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:35,000
All the different rooms.

1578
01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:35,780
And scenarios.

1579
01:53:35,780 --> 01:53:36,480
At home.

1580
01:53:38,160 --> 01:53:40,560
Then maybe you should start using fantasies.

1581
01:53:40,840 --> 01:53:41,560
As part of.

1582
01:53:41,840 --> 01:53:43,000
I'm not going to bother you.

1583
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:44,080
So it's just.

1584
01:53:46,360 --> 01:53:47,480
If you ask me now.

1585
01:53:47,540 --> 01:53:49,200
This is the first time I've read Dear Colleen.

1586
01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:51,320
But she's going above and beyond the call of duty.

1587
01:53:51,580 --> 01:53:51,620
By.

1588
01:53:53,700 --> 01:53:55,260
Specifying what they should get up to like.

1589
01:53:55,320 --> 01:53:55,520
You know.

1590
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:04,600
She's saying to get up into the fucking.

1591
01:54:05,040 --> 01:54:05,900
The hot press.

1592
01:54:07,780 --> 01:54:09,120
How are they going to fit in there.

1593
01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:10,180
It'll be too dry.

1594
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:14,780
Go to the attic.

1595
01:54:14,940 --> 01:54:15,720
Try it in the attic.

1596
01:54:17,180 --> 01:54:18,480
So that's not going to work out for them.

1597
01:54:18,540 --> 01:54:20,600
There's no chance they're going to get caught in the attic.

1598
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:21,460
That's why they're after.

1599
01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:22,380
They're doing the.

1600
01:54:23,300 --> 01:54:24,400
The dangerous stuff.

1601
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:24,640
Like.

1602
01:54:24,740 --> 01:54:24,920
You know.

1603
01:54:24,920 --> 01:54:44,500
Sad enough actually.

1604
01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:45,940
There's a few sad stories there now.

1605
01:54:46,020 --> 01:54:46,960
It's not all sex.

1606
01:54:47,080 --> 01:54:47,960
Drugs and rock and roll.

1607
01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:48,260
You know.

1608
01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:52,260
There's people out there now.

1609
01:54:52,340 --> 01:54:53,200
And their hearts are breaking.

1610
01:54:53,320 --> 01:54:54,420
Because they can't see their loves.

1611
01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:55,340
Love.

1612
01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:56,380
Love of their lives.

1613
01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:56,680
You know.

1614
01:54:59,480 --> 01:55:00,140
You know what.

1615
01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:03,380
They'll get to see them.

1616
01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:03,800
You know.

1617
01:55:03,880 --> 01:55:04,600
After the COVID.

1618
01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:04,920
Like.

1619
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:05,220
You know.

1620
01:55:05,320 --> 01:55:05,500
It's.

1621
01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:09,020
Might be the best thing now.

1622
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:09,320
You know.

1623
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:10,960
To have this kind of vibe.

1624
01:55:11,080 --> 01:55:11,340
Where you.

1625
01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:12,860
You don't get everything you want.

1626
01:55:12,920 --> 01:55:13,540
When you want it.

1627
01:55:13,620 --> 01:55:13,760
Like.

1628
01:55:13,820 --> 01:55:14,020
You know.

1629
01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:15,300
You have to go without for a bit.

1630
01:55:18,140 --> 01:55:19,240
Everything in moderation.

1631
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:20,480
Isn't that what the Buddha.

1632
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:21,340
The Buddha said.

1633
01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:23,560
He looked happy.

1634
01:55:24,300 --> 01:55:25,420
Tell you something about the Buddha.

1635
01:55:25,940 --> 01:55:27,440
He didn't go into moderation.

1636
01:55:27,440 --> 01:55:28,740
When he was on the dinners.

1637
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:30,380
You know.

1638
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:30,920
So I mean.

1639
01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:32,480
Can you thrush that lad.

1640
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:34,780
Just saying.

1641
01:55:40,880 --> 01:55:41,540
Just saying.

1642
01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:43,860
The Buddha now.

1643
01:55:43,940 --> 01:55:46,680
He looks like a buck who wouldn't have left too many shbuds in the pot.

1644
01:55:50,300 --> 01:55:50,960
Just saying.

1645
01:55:55,880 --> 01:55:56,960
Great bit of soppage.

1646
01:55:57,520 --> 01:55:59,020
There's lovely soppage in it.

1647
01:55:59,940 --> 01:56:00,180
You know.

1648
01:56:00,220 --> 01:56:02,700
A lot of people giving out about the cans.

1649
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:05,760
There's great soppage in it.

1650
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:09,680
Clear espresso.

1651
01:56:09,860 --> 01:56:10,580
Thank you very much.

1652
01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:11,600
Or clearpresso.

1653
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:13,340
I missed you there when you popped up.

1654
01:56:15,780 --> 01:56:16,180
Boom.

1655
01:56:19,580 --> 01:56:19,660
Boom.

1656
01:56:21,320 --> 01:56:22,140
Boom Murphy.

1657
01:56:22,240 --> 01:56:23,020
Thank you very much.

1658
01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:28,020
Today's TV.

1659
01:56:28,380 --> 01:56:30,020
I haven't been watching much telly now.

1660
01:56:30,140 --> 01:56:30,960
The past day or so.

1661
01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:32,160
The weather has been too good.

1662
01:56:32,840 --> 01:56:33,440
Tell you what.

1663
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,880
I've got the games on.

1664
01:56:34,880 --> 01:56:35,600
Tina G.

1665
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,160
They're showing the World Cup games.

1666
01:56:38,380 --> 01:56:38,560
Or the.

1667
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:40,620
The World Cup qualifiers.

1668
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:42,260
Showed Ireland and.

1669
01:56:42,980 --> 01:56:44,560
The North there last night.

1670
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:46,980
And then on YouTube as well.

1671
01:56:47,060 --> 01:56:48,580
FIFA are playing the World Cup.

1672
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:50,320
The old classic World Cup matches.

1673
01:56:50,320 --> 01:56:50,620
Like.

1674
01:56:57,040 --> 01:56:57,660
Great stuff.

1675
01:56:57,660 --> 01:56:58,040
They said.

1676
01:56:58,040 --> 01:56:58,040
They said.

1677
01:56:58,040 --> 01:56:58,880
Back here.

1678
01:56:58,960 --> 01:56:59,240
They said.

1679
01:56:59,340 --> 01:57:00,660
The football is going to be on soon.

1680
01:57:01,940 --> 01:57:02,580
Skip this.

1681
01:57:02,820 --> 01:57:03,180
Rubbish.

1682
01:57:03,260 --> 01:57:03,400
Yeah.

1683
01:57:03,740 --> 01:57:04,060
TV.

1684
01:57:06,740 --> 01:57:07,800
What time is it now?

1685
01:57:09,180 --> 01:57:09,940
10 to midnight.

1686
01:57:10,100 --> 01:57:10,640
I'll tell you what.

1687
01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:11,980
You can shake on the box now.

1688
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:13,040
If you want to bother.

1689
01:57:13,340 --> 01:57:13,920
Switching off.

1690
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:16,100
Out to you one.

1691
01:57:16,200 --> 01:57:17,780
Or showing a repeat of the late late.

1692
01:57:17,860 --> 01:57:18,540
In 10 minutes.

1693
01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:20,440
I seen it.

1694
01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:21,800
I seen a bit of it the other night.

1695
01:57:21,860 --> 01:57:22,300
It was shite.

1696
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:25,640
Out to you two.

1697
01:57:25,820 --> 01:57:27,100
They're playing suits.

1698
01:57:28,080 --> 01:57:29,020
At 12 o'clock.

1699
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:31,080
American drama.

1700
01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:31,860
Never watch it.

1701
01:57:31,940 --> 01:57:32,620
Not ours.

1702
01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:33,660
It's on though.

1703
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:34,500
If you want to watch it.

1704
01:57:34,740 --> 01:57:35,460
Virgin One.

1705
01:57:36,680 --> 01:57:37,520
The Syndicate.

1706
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:41,320
Virgin Two.

1707
01:57:42,920 --> 01:57:44,220
The Phil-a-man already called.

1708
01:57:44,300 --> 01:57:44,900
Without a clue.

1709
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:45,600
I've never.

1710
01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:46,820
I'm not a clue what it's about.

1711
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:47,720
Because I've never heard of it.

1712
01:57:50,340 --> 01:57:51,380
BBC One.

1713
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:52,660
Have I got news for you.

1714
01:57:52,700 --> 01:57:54,380
And then the Graham Norton show afterwards.

1715
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,200
Probably the best.

1716
01:57:56,380 --> 01:57:56,840
So far.

1717
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:02,560
11.30 on BBC Two.

1718
01:58:02,700 --> 01:58:03,000
It's on.

1719
01:58:03,100 --> 01:58:03,800
Still on now.

1720
01:58:03,840 --> 01:58:04,580
Until 1 o'clock.

1721
01:58:04,700 --> 01:58:07,000
The 50 million dollar art swindle.

1722
01:58:08,580 --> 01:58:09,020
Documentary.

1723
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,000
Telling a remarkable story of Michael Cohen.

1724
01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:13,020
A charlatan art dealer.

1725
01:58:13,420 --> 01:58:15,840
Who swindled more than 50 million dollars.

1726
01:58:16,340 --> 01:58:17,500
From the art establishment.

1727
01:58:17,700 --> 01:58:18,460
Before going on the run.

1728
01:58:18,980 --> 01:58:20,900
Did you know it was the anniversary the other day.

1729
01:58:20,900 --> 01:58:21,700
As well of the general.

1730
01:58:22,440 --> 01:58:23,120
Martin Cattle.

1731
01:58:24,980 --> 01:58:26,160
At Ruxborough House.

1732
01:58:26,300 --> 01:58:27,140
Or whatever it is.

1733
01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:27,980
Ruxborough or whatever.

1734
01:58:29,280 --> 01:58:30,960
Did some number on those boys.

1735
01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:31,360
Didn't it?

1736
01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:34,760
Unreal.

1737
01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:36,000
See now.

1738
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:36,600
This was.

1739
01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:37,300
This would be.

1740
01:58:37,380 --> 01:58:38,420
This would be cattle now.

1741
01:58:38,580 --> 01:58:39,820
This would be the general now.

1742
01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:41,280
In Ruxborough House.

1743
01:58:50,860 --> 01:59:11,780
Is that a nice painting? Into the bag. Is that another nice painting? Into the bag. The bag on his back.

1744
01:59:11,780 --> 01:59:39,260
The general. Did you see there? Remember they did a fucking general with Kevin Spacey? Hey.

1745
01:59:39,260 --> 01:59:58,260
Kevin Dodgy more like. He played the general and I remember the accent was cook. Absolute shite. We might stick it on the telly there. Have a look.

1746
01:59:58,260 --> 02:00:21,480
Give me a minute there now. I'll get it up. With the actors of the bishop. Kevin Spacey. Ordinary decent criminal.

1747
02:00:21,480 --> 02:00:49,880
Christoph Waltz was in it. Christoph Waltz was in it as well.

1748
02:00:49,880 --> 02:01:17,880
Hold on a moment there. We'll get the telly up. Have a look. You're not for you. There's the TV. It's a plasma. Nice. Rich screen on it. Rich screen on the telly. No. Christoph Waltz. The Ordinary decent criminal. I only want to watch now to see Kevin Spacey's accent.

1749
02:01:17,880 --> 02:01:38,540
To see Kevin Spacey's accent. It was gorgeous. It was gorgeous. There's Spence. Did you hear them? Did you hear them?

1750
02:01:38,540 --> 02:01:41,800
Let's try to do a dope accent there. Listen.

1751
02:01:45,200 --> 02:01:51,960
Oh. Charge to do. Runes 764. No. No. No. No. Peter. In fairness. You traveled a long way to meet us. You have to let me pay this time.

1752
02:01:53,220 --> 02:01:57,480
No. No. No. No. Peter. In fairness. You traveled a long way to do this.

1753
02:01:58,340 --> 02:02:06,520
Christoph Waltz like. Oh. Charge to do. Runes 764. No. No. No. No. Peter. In fairness. You traveled a long way to meet us. You have to let me pay this time.

1754
02:02:06,520 --> 02:02:09,340
Hey. You know it's no problem. You'll be paid now. Tell Bill anyway.

1755
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:12,680
Hey. Hey. Alec. He's right. He's fucking right. So we will.

1756
02:02:13,260 --> 02:02:16,040
Hey. I like your style tape. Smart fella there. I like that.

1757
02:02:16,300 --> 02:02:20,400
Oh. Phone call. Won't be long. Hey. Peter. I think that slapper over there has your eye on you.

1758
02:02:20,900 --> 02:02:21,480
What's a slapper?

1759
02:02:24,320 --> 02:02:42,060
Would you believe it? Like. Would you believe it? If it was. If I told you that this got mad. Would you believe it? I've never seen it. Because I saw the trailer.

1760
02:02:42,060 --> 02:02:56,440
What a slapper. Would you believe it? Like. Would you believe it? If it was. If I told you that this got mad. Would you believe it? I've never seen it. Because I saw the trailer. And I thought what a heap of shite.

1761
02:02:57,300 --> 02:03:01,080
Do you like art? Generally? What do you think of the painting?

1762
02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:04,860
Oh. I couldn't give a shite man to be honest with you.

1763
02:03:05,820 --> 02:03:08,000
Well. It's a beautiful Caravaggio isn't it?

1764
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:08,620
Well.

1765
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:13,840
Well. Of course I realize. Well. I suppose that money is your main interest.

1766
02:03:13,840 --> 02:03:15,800
Roughen up the suspect. Thank you very much.

1767
02:03:19,040 --> 02:03:22,760
I can tell you. You don't like to talk. You will have no interesting conversation.

1768
02:03:23,340 --> 02:03:25,080
Not true. I love a good chapman.

1769
02:03:27,140 --> 02:03:28,060
Fuck is he on about?

1770
02:03:28,060 --> 02:03:30,460
So. These are the beautiful Dublin mountains.

1771
02:03:31,020 --> 02:03:36,080
Colin Farrell was probably the most authentic. Or the only authentic thing in the fucking film.

1772
02:03:37,300 --> 02:03:40,780
But I seen Brendan Gleeson in the general. It was a classic film.

1773
02:03:41,440 --> 02:03:42,340
There was another lad.

1774
02:03:44,120 --> 02:03:47,320
I don't know if he was a Brit or a Scottish lad or something.

1775
02:03:47,820 --> 02:03:48,260
Start.

1776
02:03:48,260 --> 02:03:50,380
Start was his name.

1777
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:52,440
Bye Pat. Thank you very much. Bye Pat.

1778
02:03:54,620 --> 02:03:57,820
Gives a bit of Elvis as well. We've no Elvis I'm afraid. Not yet anyway.

1779
02:03:58,640 --> 02:03:59,500
We're on. We're on.

1780
02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:02,420
Fucking Kevin Spacey's ordinary decent criminal.

1781
02:04:03,940 --> 02:04:05,260
Ordinary decent accent.

1782
02:04:05,880 --> 02:04:06,200
Not.

1783
02:04:10,200 --> 02:04:11,440
Waltz is pretty good as well.

1784
02:04:11,600 --> 02:04:13,040
Like you know. He's a good actor.

1785
02:04:13,040 --> 02:04:22,160
Thank you very much. Cactus Ryder.

1786
02:04:24,100 --> 02:04:24,940
And Bi-Pat.

1787
02:04:26,100 --> 02:04:27,200
And Jimmy Scanlon.

1788
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:30,140
Swedish beer. Look at this now.

1789
02:04:30,140 --> 02:04:30,840
Butter play.

1790
02:04:31,520 --> 02:04:32,220
They've got it sir.

1791
02:04:33,300 --> 02:04:34,660
Good. Good.

1792
02:04:35,620 --> 02:04:39,000
Let's hope the weather remains fine. Especially if we have to view outdoors.

1793
02:04:41,360 --> 02:04:42,160
Where do you want it?

1794
02:04:42,780 --> 02:04:43,500
The Caravaggio.

1795
02:04:43,940 --> 02:04:44,980
Up right somewhere.

1796
02:04:45,140 --> 02:04:46,100
Lean it against the tree there.

1797
02:04:46,160 --> 02:04:47,040
It's so strange.

1798
02:04:47,720 --> 02:04:51,380
Just for anyone who doesn't know what the crack is here.

1799
02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:54,220
They made a film in 1998 or 99.

1800
02:04:55,520 --> 02:04:58,880
About the biggest art heist.

1801
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:02,020
I think it could have been in Europe.

1802
02:05:02,260 --> 02:05:03,600
Or possibly the world.

1803
02:05:03,740 --> 02:05:04,120
Or something.

1804
02:05:05,720 --> 02:05:06,720
But it happened.

1805
02:05:07,120 --> 02:05:07,580
Because.

1806
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:08,460
In.

1807
02:05:08,920 --> 02:05:09,920
The mid 90s.

1808
02:05:09,940 --> 02:05:10,820
Or the early 90s.

1809
02:05:10,860 --> 02:05:12,060
Or maybe the late 80s.

1810
02:05:12,620 --> 02:05:14,880
There was a gangster in Dublin called Martin Cahill.

1811
02:05:15,200 --> 02:05:16,300
Who was known as the General.

1812
02:05:17,420 --> 02:05:19,680
And he was a crafty bastard.

1813
02:05:21,680 --> 02:05:22,800
He went up to this house.

1814
02:05:23,760 --> 02:05:24,760
Stole Caravaggio.

1815
02:05:26,120 --> 02:05:28,260
And a load of other Leonardo Donatello.

1816
02:05:28,520 --> 02:05:29,380
Master Splinter.

1817
02:05:29,980 --> 02:05:31,600
All those books who did the paintings.

1818
02:05:32,800 --> 02:05:34,820
He stuck them in the back of a van.

1819
02:05:34,980 --> 02:05:35,480
And.

1820
02:05:36,100 --> 02:05:36,720
Drove away.

1821
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:38,800
Unreal book.

1822
02:05:40,460 --> 02:05:40,720
Not.

1823
02:05:40,820 --> 02:05:41,820
I'm not glorifying it.

1824
02:05:41,880 --> 02:05:43,040
I'm just saying like it was.

1825
02:05:44,260 --> 02:05:45,900
It was smart stuff.

1826
02:05:46,240 --> 02:05:47,020
You know what I mean.

1827
02:05:49,780 --> 02:05:50,260
There was a lot of.

1828
02:05:50,260 --> 02:05:50,580
Looking.

1829
02:05:50,980 --> 02:05:52,940
There was a lot of killing then afterwards.

1830
02:05:53,060 --> 02:05:53,940
And people got killed.

1831
02:05:54,300 --> 02:05:55,040
And that's not nice.

1832
02:05:55,660 --> 02:05:57,120
There's no need to take lives.

1833
02:05:58,820 --> 02:06:01,440
Yet one of the great marvels of Renaissance art.

1834
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:03,800
The taking of Christ by Caravaggio.

1835
02:06:08,800 --> 02:06:09,940
What are you shabbing?

1836
02:06:11,880 --> 02:06:13,180
It's a bit weird isn't it?

1837
02:06:14,080 --> 02:06:14,680
Oh sorry.

1838
02:06:14,860 --> 02:06:15,160
Was I?

1839
02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:16,140
No.

1840
02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:18,300
A little excited perhaps.

1841
02:06:18,680 --> 02:06:19,620
After all this is.

1842
02:06:19,620 --> 02:06:24,080
You remember that painting there look.

1843
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:26,640
Perhaps.

1844
02:06:26,980 --> 02:06:27,540
Isn't that painting?

1845
02:06:31,180 --> 02:06:32,580
The taking of Christ.

1846
02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:39,760
I'm pretty sure now that's in the National.

1847
02:06:41,120 --> 02:06:42,460
Art Gallery in Dublin.

1848
02:06:47,460 --> 02:06:48,980
You can go see that for free.

1849
02:06:49,020 --> 02:06:50,080
When the COVID is done.

1850
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:50,580
You can go.

1851
02:06:50,780 --> 02:06:52,300
You can go and look at that for free.

1852
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:55,440
Why would I look at a picture?

1853
02:06:56,260 --> 02:06:57,260
I've got a phone.

1854
02:06:57,400 --> 02:06:58,400
And I can scroll.

1855
02:06:58,600 --> 02:06:59,000
And fucking.

1856
02:06:59,340 --> 02:06:59,760
Like.

1857
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:00,640
And subscribe.

1858
02:07:00,880 --> 02:07:01,440
And all that shit.

1859
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:02,600
Why would I look at a picture?

1860
02:07:03,100 --> 02:07:03,440
Why?

1861
02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:05,720
Because it's all these fuckers had.

1862
02:07:05,860 --> 02:07:06,440
Back at the time.

1863
02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:07,000
Caravaggio.

1864
02:07:08,100 --> 02:07:08,500
Paint.

1865
02:07:09,160 --> 02:07:09,500
Paint.

1866
02:07:09,500 --> 02:07:09,820
And a.

1867
02:07:09,820 --> 02:07:10,460
And a.

1868
02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:12,680
A canvas.

1869
02:07:14,580 --> 02:07:15,400
And the mood.

1870
02:07:15,740 --> 02:07:16,160
The depth.

1871
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:17,500
The light.

1872
02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:24,780
It's worth a hundred million of any of this fucking internet crack that you get nowadays.

1873
02:07:24,780 --> 02:07:25,980
A little excited perhaps.

1874
02:07:26,340 --> 02:07:27,520
After all this is something.

1875
02:07:32,100 --> 02:07:32,540
Right.

1876
02:07:33,320 --> 02:07:33,620
So.

1877
02:07:33,880 --> 02:07:34,260
Tell me.

1878
02:07:34,640 --> 02:07:36,460
Are you happy with your examination?

1879
02:07:37,740 --> 02:07:38,100
Yes.

1880
02:07:38,180 --> 02:07:38,880
Very happy.

1881
02:07:38,960 --> 02:07:40,500
Right then lads.

1882
02:07:40,640 --> 02:07:41,060
Follow me.

1883
02:07:42,960 --> 02:07:43,860
Back to round wood.

1884
02:07:43,940 --> 02:07:44,140
Okay.

1885
02:07:45,580 --> 02:07:46,440
Scenery around here.

1886
02:07:46,500 --> 02:07:47,700
Only fantastic Peter.

1887
02:07:48,000 --> 02:07:48,240
Of course.

1888
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:49,760
You've no mountains in Holland.

1889
02:07:50,040 --> 02:07:50,760
Sure you haven't.

1890
02:07:51,800 --> 02:07:52,240
No.

1891
02:07:52,360 --> 02:07:52,520
Very.

1892
02:07:55,740 --> 02:07:57,520
You have no mountains in Holland.

1893
02:07:58,020 --> 02:07:59,000
Sure you haven't.

1894
02:08:04,700 --> 02:08:06,100
Only fantastic Peter.

1895
02:08:06,100 --> 02:08:06,640
Of course.

1896
02:08:06,900 --> 02:08:08,180
You've no mountains in Holland.

1897
02:08:08,480 --> 02:08:09,260
Sure you haven't.

1898
02:08:09,360 --> 02:08:10,640
Only fantastic Peter.

1899
02:08:10,900 --> 02:08:11,200
Of course.

1900
02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:12,720
You've no mountains in Holland.

1901
02:08:12,940 --> 02:08:13,740
Sure you haven't.

1902
02:08:14,220 --> 02:08:15,220
Sure you haven't.

1903
02:08:15,480 --> 02:08:15,480
Sure you haven't.

1904
02:08:15,480 --> 02:08:16,160
Mountains in Holland.

1905
02:08:16,420 --> 02:08:17,120
Sure you haven't.

1906
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:18,240
No mountains in Holland.

1907
02:08:18,500 --> 02:08:19,240
Sure you haven't.

1908
02:08:20,220 --> 02:08:20,700
No.

1909
02:08:20,820 --> 02:08:21,880
Very flat Holland.

1910
02:08:25,640 --> 02:08:27,480
I love your country very much.

1911
02:08:28,720 --> 02:08:29,520
Same here Peter.

1912
02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,400
Ireland's a great place to live.

1913
02:08:31,460 --> 02:08:31,840
Do you know that?

1914
02:08:32,560 --> 02:08:33,480
Fucking hell.

1915
02:08:34,820 --> 02:08:35,140
Sorry.

1916
02:08:35,140 --> 02:08:36,640
I'm turning that off now.

1917
02:08:36,800 --> 02:08:37,040
It's.

1918
02:08:38,820 --> 02:08:39,840
I don't like to.

1919
02:08:39,980 --> 02:08:40,240
I'm not.

1920
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:41,820
I don't like foul language.

1921
02:08:41,960 --> 02:08:42,680
But it's cuntish.

1922
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:49,920
.

1923
02:08:49,920 --> 02:08:56,920
.

1924
02:08:56,920 --> 02:08:59,920
.

1925
02:08:59,920 --> 02:09:00,920
.

1926
02:09:00,920 --> 02:09:01,920
.

1927
02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:02,920
.

1928
02:09:02,920 --> 02:09:03,920
.

1929
02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:04,920
.

1930
02:09:04,920 --> 02:09:05,920
.

1931
02:09:05,920 --> 02:09:06,920
.

1932
02:09:06,920 --> 02:09:07,920
.

1933
02:09:07,920 --> 02:09:08,920
.

1934
02:09:08,920 --> 02:09:09,920
.

1935
02:09:09,920 --> 02:09:10,920
.

1936
02:09:10,920 --> 02:09:11,920
.

1937
02:09:11,920 --> 02:09:12,920
.

1938
02:09:12,920 --> 02:09:16,920
RSVP, another advert for RSVP.

1939
02:09:16,920 --> 02:09:17,920
.

1940
02:09:17,920 --> 02:09:18,920
.

1941
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:40,360
Sport. Let's get on with the sport here and wrap it up. There's only two pages that matter. The front page and the back page. If we've got the soccer coming back we'll be fucking glad.

1942
02:09:40,360 --> 02:09:59,640
Salah. Mohamed Salah. Paul Pogba. Groundhog days for Prem. Premier League clubs have been told plans to use 8 to 10 neutral grounds to salvage the season is an experiment.

1943
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:23,200
Project restart with all remaining 92 clubs. 92 games I beg your pardon played behind closed doors. But it was made clear at Friday's meeting that if the taste run goes to plan the other top flight stadiums will be used as neutral venues.

1944
02:10:27,200 --> 02:10:43,320
I just want the fucking football back on telly. It's all I want. I don't care anymore. Whether it's Bundesliga. Swedish League. Belarusian League. I'd watch anything at this stage. Do you know what I mean?

1945
02:10:45,380 --> 02:10:53,700
Just get it done and get it done and get it done now. Because we're fucking more mental for a bit of live action like.

1946
02:10:58,480 --> 02:11:05,800
I mean look they're saying project restart or project reject. They'll have to change the celebration. You can't be piling on like that.

1947
02:11:07,060 --> 02:11:11,780
That's too much like. Spreading germs. Spreading the virus. You'd be fucked.

1948
02:11:21,300 --> 02:11:24,620
Patrice Evra says Fergie gave us a right telling off.

1949
02:11:27,320 --> 02:11:34,220
The player sat on the bus after refusing to sign autographs. But Fergie stood outside and stayed with the fans for 45 minutes.

1950
02:11:35,720 --> 02:11:37,480
I told the rest. I told the rest. We're done for.

1951
02:11:38,520 --> 02:11:47,700
And when he got back on. He handed us all the hairdryer. And that's what they said Alex Ferguson was the hairdryer. Go out into the. Half time into the dressing room. And I'd.

1952
02:11:48,460 --> 02:11:49,600
And bark at you like. You know.

1953
02:11:51,480 --> 02:11:53,120
You'll have a new hairdo by the end of it.

1954
02:11:58,720 --> 02:12:03,260
I suppose a lot of it now is just. There's no sport to report on. So they're just making stuff up.

1955
02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:08,060
They're making stuff up.

1956
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:18,600
There it's all about it.

1957
02:12:21,480 --> 02:12:23,000
That's your cover. That's your mirror.

1958
02:12:28,200 --> 02:12:28,920
That's your mirror.

1959
02:12:36,280 --> 02:12:36,920
Great tune.

1960
02:12:45,400 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1961
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1962
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1963
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1964
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1965
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1966
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1967
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1968
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1969
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1970
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:47,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1971
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:48,920
Mary Black had a good voice.

1972
02:12:48,920 --> 02:12:49,480
Or she has a good voice.

1973
02:12:49,480 --> 02:12:49,920
She'll do this now.

1974
02:12:49,920 --> 02:12:51,920
She'll do this now.

1975
02:12:51,920 --> 02:12:53,920
Fair thee well.

1976
02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:55,920
Fair thee well.

1977
02:12:55,920 --> 02:12:58,920
Fair thee well my own true love.

1978
02:12:58,920 --> 02:12:59,920
My own true love.

1979
02:12:59,920 --> 02:13:00,920
My own true love.

1980
02:13:00,920 --> 02:13:04,920
Fair well for a while.

1981
02:13:04,920 --> 02:13:05,920
I'm going away.

1982
02:13:05,920 --> 02:13:32,320
I'm going away, but I retire, if I go 10,000 miles, 10,000 miles, my home true love, 10,000 miles,

1983
02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:57,520
this is in honor of you, thank you very much, thank you very much, thank you very much, you're awful kind, you're an awful kind bunch, but I have to be gone with the three cans, three cans rules, I'm done,

1984
02:13:58,720 --> 02:14:02,500
sitting on young ivy tree,

1985
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:16,580
thanks very much for tuning in, we'll see you another night, very kind of y'all, I hope you're getting on well, and stay safe, stay safe, stay away from that COVID,

1986
02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:27,820
Schweinfart, thank you very much, Berlin Ocelot, it's not coming up, because it's three euro minimum, for some reason, they're fucking making it that way now, and Jimmy Scanlon as well,

1987
02:14:28,400 --> 02:14:40,880
Schweinfart, and how are you getting on, I'll see you later on anyway, see you later, there's a buck in here who wants, who wants a bit of attention,

1988
02:14:41,400 --> 02:14:44,480
show you later, there he is, look,

1989
02:14:46,400 --> 02:15:06,400
open back, my own true love, stay away with me, see you later, take it handy, take it handy, hey, and if you've got a handy, make sure you fucking take it,

1990
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:13,400
see you later, see you later, see you later,

1991
02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:15,400
see you later,

1992
02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:25,400
oh, you'd be that friend to me, my dear, you'd be that friend to me,

1993
02:15:25,400 --> 02:15:25,680
you

1994
02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:27,740
you

1995
02:15:27,740 --> 02:15:29,800
you

1996
02:15:29,800 --> 02:15:31,860
you

1997
02:15:31,860 --> 02:15:33,920
you

1998
02:15:33,920 --> 02:15:35,980
you

1999
02:15:35,980 --> 02:15:38,040
you

2000
02:15:38,040 --> 02:15:40,100
you

2001
02:15:40,100 --> 02:15:42,160
you

2002
02:15:42,160 --> 02:15:42,660
you

2003
02:15:42,660 --> 02:15:44,720
you

2004
02:15:44,720 --> 02:15:45,220
you
